Cherish only the entertaining plants

Cherish only the entertaining plants

posted on 23 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign found in China.  

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Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

A poison ivy in my boss’ bouquet would be entertaining and cherishable!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I talk to the trees but they don’t talk back to me. I talk to the grass and I feel joy and happiness.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

I miss how peaceful the forest was before the plants started doing show tunes.

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

What they meant with the sign is obvious – save the grass that’s good for smoking.

Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

Note: The Japanese phrase underneath says: “Care for the flowers and trees, then they’ll entertain you”, ie the other way of the Engrish one. Of course I don’t know what Chinese text says, but I suppose it’s closer too”

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

And burn those that don’t entertain you.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

God Bless Bob Ross!

Richard
Richard
11 years ago

Caution: Mowing grass my lead to sadness and depression.

KB6
KB6
11 years ago

Any plant that’s “entertaining” is already outlawed.

ric
ric
11 years ago

This lawn sure knows how to party!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Nothing like entertaining with wood…

Firebert
Firebert
11 years ago

If you can’t be with the grass you love, love the grass you’re with.

YoungDDC
YoungDDC
11 years ago

I will always cherish that fine piece of grass

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

i have to pay a guy for grass that makes me happy, and its free in china!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

You had better appreciate it when this forest entertains you. Not every forest does that, you know.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I cherish the wood every chance I get…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

I went to the forest to be entertained. But the trees, all they wanted to do was tell knock knock jokes.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

A lumberjack is always happy in a forest. The trees, not so much.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

That is some frivolous foliage right there!

Samuel
Samuel
11 years ago

I’m afraid only burning trees entertain me…

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

Wh=atever happened to giving your love to every green leaf?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

In the beginning there was the WOOD.

And the Lord said. “LET THERE BE GRASS!”

And he saw that it was good….And entertaining.

David
David
11 years ago

Arrive early to see the trees and grass perform a scene from “Our Town.”
You must be entertain!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

And burn every one which tries to start a political discussion.

Bobby S.
Bobby S.
11 years ago

The Japanese at the bottom of the sign happens to be pretty wacky, too.

Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

A lumberjack is always happy in a forest. The trees, the giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty Scots pine…..he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars?!?

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

Only the ones that entertain you to joy and happiness. If they entertain you in any other way it’s nonsencefull!

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Plants that entertain? Oh, I get it; it’s that hippie theme park I’ve been hearing about lately.

Patrick
Patrick
8 years ago

The trees are very entertaining!

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