Cherish only the entertaining plants

Cherish only the entertaining plants

posted on 23 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign found in China.  

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Yogesh Damle
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A poison ivy in my boss’ bouquet would be entertaining and cherishable!

Algernon
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Algernon

I talk to the trees but they don’t talk back to me. I talk to the grass and I feel joy and happiness.

Niagara Powered
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Niagara Powered

I miss how peaceful the forest was before the plants started doing show tunes.

Mirchev
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Mirchev

What they meant with the sign is obvious – save the grass that’s good for smoking.

Mista Bob Dobalina
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Note: The Japanese phrase underneath says: “Care for the flowers and trees, then they’ll entertain you”, ie the other way of the Engrish one. Of course I don’t know what Chinese text says, but I suppose it’s closer too”

rowger
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rowger

And burn those that don’t entertain you.

Spoony
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Spoony

God Bless Bob Ross!

Richard
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Richard

Caution: Mowing grass my lead to sadness and depression.

KB6
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KB6

Any plant that’s “entertaining” is already outlawed.

ric
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ric

This lawn sure knows how to party!

beechoak
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beechoak

Nothing like entertaining with wood…

Firebert
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Firebert

If you can’t be with the grass you love, love the grass you’re with.

YoungDDC
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YoungDDC

I will always cherish that fine piece of grass

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

i have to pay a guy for grass that makes me happy, and its free in china!

Xila
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Xila

You had better appreciate it when this forest entertains you. Not every forest does that, you know.

beechoak
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beechoak

I cherish the wood every chance I get…

ChillinCharlie
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ChillinCharlie

I went to the forest to be entertained. But the trees, all they wanted to do was tell knock knock jokes.

ChillinCharlie
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ChillinCharlie

A lumberjack is always happy in a forest. The trees, not so much.

Grifter
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Grifter

That is some frivolous foliage right there!

Samuel
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Samuel

I’m afraid only burning trees entertain me…

Sad Panda
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Sad Panda

Wh=atever happened to giving your love to every green leaf?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

In the beginning there was the WOOD.

And the Lord said. “LET THERE BE GRASS!”

And he saw that it was good….And entertaining.

David
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David

Arrive early to see the trees and grass perform a scene from “Our Town.”
You must be entertain!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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And burn every one which tries to start a political discussion.

Bobby S.
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Bobby S.

The Japanese at the bottom of the sign happens to be pretty wacky, too.

Mista Bob Dobalina
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A lumberjack is always happy in a forest. The trees, the giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty Scots pine…..he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars?!?

Kara
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Kara

Only the ones that entertain you to joy and happiness. If they entertain you in any other way it’s nonsencefull!

mdalsted
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mdalsted

Plants that entertain? Oh, I get it; it’s that hippie theme park I’ve been hearing about lately.

Patrick
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Patrick

The trees are very entertaining!

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