For when pilots forget?

For when pilots forget?

posted on 24 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Mal W.
Sign in Chengdu, China. 

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SailorEuropa
SailorEuropa
11 years ago

So what happens when the ship captains forget?

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

Beware of Skull Island!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Land Ho! Sails down, you scum!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

You’re falling. Ouch ahead.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Captain prepare to land.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I keep have that dream where I’m falling…

DieselDragon
11 years ago

It looks like the Chinese are getting tired of dealing with absent minded skydivers… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Ground: Ahead. Filter: Via third exit. Instant: Not available on this route.
(Think of various types of coffee! :))

DieselDragon
11 years ago

You may speed up again when you come to the “Instant” section. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Alas, the warning came 110 years too late for those on board the Titanic… 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

The road’s up again…Literally! 😮

[I’m trying to think of a good one based on electrical earthing (Grounding) but my mind’s completely blank. Can anyone else take inspiration off of that? 🙂 ]

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Training slide no. 27 from the Ryanair pilot’s training manual. 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Tunnel not yet finished… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

We wish you a happy and joyous burial! 🙂

Firebert
Firebert
11 years ago

May the road rise up to meet you.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

As Evel Knievel overshot the landing ramp on his first jump in China, he was not at all amused by the sign that was hung there.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

First proof that China already has flying cars.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

the skyway bridge has some interesting off ramps that seem to end in smoldering heaps of twisted metal

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

It’s not the fall that will kill ya, it’s the sudden stop at the end!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

The Acme products’ logo!

FRANCIS POTEETS
FRANCIS POTEETS
11 years ago

i like your hair.

Tammy
Tammy
11 years ago

Rank you, Captain Obbirous.

Crazy Frog
Crazy Frog
11 years ago

Now, we have a heading Captain Jack +Sparrow.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

SKY BEHIND. INCREASE YOUR SPEED!

Slider
Slider
11 years ago

Any slower and you’ll hit stall speed, THEN the ground will be coming at you quickly.

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

CRAP!!!! GROUND!!!!!!

Madddy Davis
Madddy Davis
11 years ago

But the last sign said i’d already passed the ground…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

As the skydiver hit the ground, he realized that the warning had come too late.

Mari-Ma
Mari-Ma
9 years ago

When Captain Sullenberg pulled out his cheat-sheet, the First Officer suddenly felt worried…

Patrick
Patrick
8 years ago

What are we gonna do, there’s ground ahead!

Alexswab
Alexswab
7 years ago

That’s what those wheels are for!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Great Wall Ahead
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