Get one today!!

Get one today!!

posted on 19 May 2009 in Signs

 

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Dods.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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rowger
rowger
13 years ago

Drug dealers learned subtlety.

Ageless
Ageless
13 years ago

I’ll take two, please.

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

A lot better than having a sad.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
13 years ago

All our other Dwarves are sold out.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
13 years ago

For those who can’t wait, get an impatient at the cashier.

kringo
kringo
13 years ago

Must be vanilla flavored.

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

I got a happy last week. Now I need a penicillin.

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

And by “happy,” you mean “beer,” right?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

All the individual Happy are sold out. We have only the package of four left.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

Happiness is getting materialized now.

Grifter
Grifter
13 years ago

Its service with a smile!

EricG
EricG
13 years ago

Hmm, I wonder if this massage parlor gives….

Oh, I guess it does.

Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

Gay is complimentary!

kringo
kringo
13 years ago

Shirley Jones and Danny Bonaduce are still questioning the wisdom of expanding into Japan.

Xila
Xila
13 years ago

The pharmaceutical company felt that in dark times, it was better to promote their anti-depressants.

ric
ric
13 years ago

Buy one, get one free!

theillen
theillen
13 years ago

Hidden behind the bushes: “ending”

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

Talk to your doctor today about Viagra.

Rev
Rev
13 years ago

Free with the purchase of a Sneezy and a Doc.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
13 years ago

I’m all stocked up on “Happy.” Please let me know when the “Get a Clue” sale is on, as I have a number of gifts I need to get.

Blaze
Blaze
13 years ago

No money? That’s alright… the first one is free.

Potorrero
Potorrero
13 years ago

And they said you couldn’t buy happiness..

Samuel
Samuel
13 years ago

… you miserable sob!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

Happiness – Now in bottles!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
13 years ago

money can buy happieness! but only in japan

rk
rk
13 years ago

No, no I don’t need a bag. I’d like that happy in my pants, please.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
13 years ago

Does this mean take pills, or get religion?

DieselDragon
13 years ago

I tried to get myself an ecstatic, but they were sold out! 🙁

DieselDragon
13 years ago

All your happy are belong to us! 🙂

DieselDragon
13 years ago

Good advice for anyone working at Virgin Trains… 😉

ThatOneGuy
ThatOneGuy
13 years ago

Used and new…

TJ
TJ
13 years ago

Be the Merry!!

man
man
13 years ago

Hey! This happy is crappy, I want my money back.

ryuusei.tenshi
13 years ago

Last time I got a happy, peopre stared.

elfboi
elfboi
13 years ago

I has a happy… I haz new girlfrnd…

Kara
Kara
13 years ago

Hurry! Offer ends soon!!

Sandor
Sandor
13 years ago

I’ve got a happy right now.

Deborah
Deborah
12 years ago

ANGER KEEP OUT

Get a happy!

whirlofwings
12 years ago

Do you want that with a side of grumpy, sad, or excited?

ned ryerson
ned ryerson
12 years ago

get a lost!!

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
12 years ago

As soon as I sell my sad.

Willy D,
Willy D,
11 years ago

I wonder if “happy” is like “nice day”? They tell us to have one of them every time we check out! Thing is, they never tell you WHERE to get these things! It just makes me sad and frustrated all day long!

Sensei Le Roof
Sensei Le Roof
11 years ago

I don’t need to get a happy. I steal everyone else’s happies.

Patrick
Patrick
10 years ago

I wasn’t happy with my happy.

Doctor Q
9 years ago

Only lasts for 2 minutes. See your nearby doctor for details.

chickenman
chickenman
8 years ago

Confucius Say: “Without stiffy, is impossibru to get a happy”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Buy a happy, get a birthday for free!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No, I’ll get a rich.

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