I’d like a subscription, decaf.

I’d like a subscription, decaf.

posted on 15 May 2009 in Household Items

I only drink it for the articles…

 

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“Simple Mug” found in Japan. 

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Kees
Kees
11 years ago

I read about this stuff…

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

So full you can’t drink from it.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

it’s rare when something this unabashedly simple, still manages to come out wrong.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

It gets a little bitter tasting around the advertisements.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

You do realize of course that liquid magazines are a product of Cyberdyne Systems?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Ugh… too many perfume samples in this one.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

This month’s issue… I mean, cup, of Playboy tastes a little over-brewed… if you get my meaning.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The Reader’s Digest version is half the size…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

What?! No pictures?!??

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

It’s perfect for my coughee.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

I’d like mine with crime and sagar please!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Please remeber to put your Simple Mag on our Complicated Poasters.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Someone should get magged in the face for this one.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

After Google Gulp (See http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ ) became hugely popular in the U.S, cheaper Eastern variants were bound to follow! 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Simple things please simple minds… 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

For a “simple” mag, it’s three-dimensional structure actually looks very complicated! 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

In todays fast moving, intense, data-driven World – Any time saving means of absorbing data (Such as a whole magazine in a mug of Coffee) is a most useful and very welcome thing! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

By the Gods! I knew that Japanese technology was often more advanced than what we have in Britain…But I didn’t think it was *that* advanced! 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I bet the editor felt like a right mug when he realised his mistake… 😉

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

I complained of some shards at the bottom of my mag…
… I was told it was ‘fine print!’

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

I prefer to get my news through osmosis.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

This is a Simple Mag, the most powerful coffee mug in the world, and it will blow your head clean off. So you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Am I thirsty? Well are you, punk!?

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

What an ugly mag. Barf green.

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

Margaret (“Mag”) drank from her bright green mug all morning, never understanding why her co-workers were constantly snickering. The next day, they pasted a “kick me” sign to the back of her cubicle chair.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

the simple mag offers the most mundane form of drinkery ware, for more advanced drinkery; see our complex mag, you can dring 3 different types of coffee at once!

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

what’s up with the votes disappearing?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

@ EricG: It seems to happen here from time to time, and it’s a bit of a pain in the a$$ if ye ask me…Especially as I rely on the ratings system to tell me if I actually managed to submit a genuinely funny comment or not! 🙁 Whilst I’m on the subject: I tried setting a photo using GrAvatar so that my custom thumbnail would appear against all of my Engrish comments, but each post seems to present the same e-mail hash for each and every user to Gravatar, and thus that didn’t work either. 🙁 So all I… Read more »

clairedeloony
clairedeloony
11 years ago

Simple Mag: We don’t have a lot of issues.

adam b
adam b
11 years ago

As opposed to “complicated mag”, who requires cupholder v2.0 or better.

Kurei-Z
Kurei-Z
11 years ago

Simple, because nothing is in there.

Josie
Josie
11 years ago

Finally! This complicated mag is giving me a headache and a stomachache.

MikeHunt
MikeHunt
11 years ago

half caf, steamed, w/ low fat skimmed milk, ‘n paper pulp latte, please

Sidoh
Sidoh
10 years ago

there’s simple not mach else to say

Willy D,
Willy D,
10 years ago

I haz simple small pleez?

fredly frenson
fredly frenson
7 years ago

“Can I also get one in Demag?” “It’s for my tapes!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

And a mugazine, please.

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