I’m sick of all these dam rules…

I’m sick of all these dam rules…

posted on 4 May 2009 in Uncategorized

When visiting the dam petting zoo,
please do not feed the dam dirty apes…

 

Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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DieselDragon
11 years ago

This is what happens when you make your secretary work double-shifts… 😮

DT-170x
DT-170x
11 years ago

Due to offensive language the park decided to not put a n in Dam.

-From

Okinawa prefecture Dam(n) office.

Thank you and have a nice Dam day.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Presumably, the Okinawa Prefecture has the highest incidence of depression and poor anger management for the whole of Japan! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

1. No damn breakages,
2. Report to administration before entering the damn area,
3. No damn canvassers or businesses,
4. No damn swimming,
5. No damn noise,
6. No damn children!
😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Well if they’re going to be like that about tourists, maybe I won’t visit the Dam Park after all! 🙁

DieselDragon
11 years ago

[After unsucessfully driving around for fifteen minutes trying to find a vacant parking space]

Grrr…Looks like there’s no Dam parking here, either! 😕

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Frankly, I think I’d be better off visiting anotehr park – one where I don’t have to reveal my purposes.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

This river be dammed!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

All your dam are belong to us!

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

I would never occupu in this dam place.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

I just lost any dam interest I had in the whole dam experience.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Man, there are a lot of dam regulations here. Must be all that dam water you are retaining.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Those visitors from Otehr think they own the dam place.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

RULE 7: No cursing. Have some dam respect.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Somebody’s occupu-ing the dam latrines for purposes!

Dahan
Dahan
11 years ago

Hey! I lived here! I don’t remember this sign, but that was 12 years ago.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Dam! Dam! Dam! Dam!
Dam! Dam! Dam! Dam!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

This is the place where you can find Cursed Grass/Tree

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Souvenir dam T-shirts available at the Engrish Store on-line.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Some people just don’t give a dam

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

And the neighbouring water purifying plant is crap!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

If you dam kids don’t start behaving, we’re going to turn this dam car around!

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

The first rule of the dam park: You don’t talk about the dam park.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Please enjoy the dam facilities – the Dam Authority

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Due to low budgets, the “National Lampoons Japanese Vacation” reused some material from their previous films.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Darn all these dam rules!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

This is going to wreck my whole dam vacation!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

It could be worse, imagine if there was a dam park at THIS quaint little town:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

If, however, you occupu the dam areas for no dam purpose whatsoever, there’s no need to report in.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Rule # 6. No litter please, take them back with you.

The dam officials think cats can read!

фдуч_шяь
фдуч_шяь
11 years ago

#3. Any profit making activities shall NOT BE NOT permitted in the dam area.

Does it mean that profit making activities are required?

JohnB
JohnB
11 years ago

So if I occupy the dam area for no purpose whatsoever, I don’t have to report to the Administration Office, do I?

JohnB
JohnB
11 years ago

Ooops! How did I miss that someone just covered that one already? Since that one is taken, I will say that I have always tried to avoid being a nuisance to otter visitors, who are so entertaining to watch.

Brett
Brett
11 years ago

Now just where can I get some dam bait??

*shot*

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

gdo dam it lemme b!!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

o wont be a nusiance to otehr people, i will however be a bother to tehse people.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

“Must you always report to the Administrations Office every time you do something in the dam areas?”

Rice1
11 years ago

Forget this dam park, I’m going to the effing theatre across the street

lolo
lolo
11 years ago

DAM IT ALL!!

David
David
11 years ago

I think I’ll occupu my time at the dam movie tehater.

adam
adam
11 years ago

Now go ahead and enjoy the dam park!

adam
adam
11 years ago

And be respectful to the otehr dam tourists! We don’t want any dam trouble!

Adrea
Adrea
11 years ago

Is the Dam tour guide Arnie?

Where’s cousin Eddie? Did he get his Dam bait?

Xave
Xave
11 years ago

Hey you kids, get away from my dam reservoir!

SoUlEVaNz
11 years ago

1) Dam u
2) Dam this sign
3) Dam everything
🙂

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Well dam!

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Well dam, I’m in!

Kurei-Z
Kurei-Z
11 years ago

Okinawa Prefecture Dam Office sure doesn’t give a dam to the other dam visitors.

Good Dam Eat
Good Dam Eat
11 years ago

I don’t give the Janpanese a forking dam.

gothceltgirl
11 years ago

Be considerate of otehr visitors!

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