To gleep: perchance to gream…

posted on 21 May 2009 in Anime/Manga

 

Photo courtesy of Tsunami Crae.
From Gundam Wing manga. 

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Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

posted on 20 May 2009 in Chinglish

The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles…

 

Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick.
Found in China hotel room. 

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Get one today!!

posted on 19 May 2009 in Signs

 

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Dods.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

posted on 18 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of SSC.
Menu found in China.  

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Join the society of manners today!

posted on 17 May 2009 in Signs

The society of manners called, Mr. Can. They said it’s rude to point.

 

Photo courtesy of Dan.
Sign found in Yokosuka, Japan. 

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The Folk Museum

posted on 16 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Hans Guijt.
Found near the city of Lijiang, China. 

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I’d like a subscription, decaf.

posted on 15 May 2009 in Household Items

I only drink it for the articles…

 

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Photo courtesy of Yukie W.
“Simple Mug” found in Japan. 

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Where the losing horses wind up…

posted on 14 May 2009 in Chinglish

I’ll have a half-pound of the softball, thinly sliced…

 

Photo courtesy of Tom Burke.
Found in Beijing department store. 

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Amusing Duck Toy (2 for 1 Engrish!)

posted on 13 May 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

All this, and it opens its buttocks too?

 

Photo courtesy of “labtec6”.
Toy made in China, found in Ontario Canada. 

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5 drink minimum…

posted on 12 May 2009 in Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Morito Suzuki.
Drink menu at Korean BBQ restaurant in Japan. 

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