Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

posted on 20 May 2009 in Chinglish

The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles…

 

Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick.
Found in China hotel room. 

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derailer
derailer
11 years ago

This place blows. If I can’t be a full-mouthed prostitute after hitting the pipe, then forget it.

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

Don’t you think point 4 touches the exotics quite heavily, going from urban combustibles to the exquisite, to exquisite poison to radiated items? That’s way better than hitting the pipe or hitting the bottle. 🙂

Richard
Richard
11 years ago

OK, OK, OK! I sugree. Can I get some sleep now?

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

All your pipe, gun, and exquisite are belong to the police.

krizcpec
11 years ago

I am totally lost, where am I?

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I don’t know about any of you, but when I’m in a hotel room, I have this uncontrollable urge to install an electrical outlet.

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

The man ager is noth ere. Dissatisfact ion guests can blow the ass istantm anager for quiet reason s.

This is what happens when you paste at will.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I am not going to hit the pipe but I am rattling the bed and banging the walls.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Oh, I think I have some dissatisfaction, alright! Like trying to understand all these rules even when I have NOT been hitting the pipe or the bottle!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

My rpp,faco;otoes.of are custom-mangled; I NEVER mangle off the rack.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

7. For cleaning reason of maid,don ‘ t hit the wench wife , spray the blood , mangle the parts , or violent mess make.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

…but… I can’ tnot prostitute myself AND not hit the bottle! There has to be one!!!!

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

I think they got to personal when they said: “Don’t prostitute oneself, wench!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Will I be disqualified by the hotel if I have a full mouth at the hotel restaurant.

Nan
Nan
11 years ago

“Don’t set goods on fire” does seem like sound advice.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

7. There is on rules even.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

“Increase person or change person…” I gained weight and had transgender surgery. Guess I’d better transact procedure at the Reception Desk.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Before receiving your key you must pass a series of tests to prove you are not an alcoholic, drug dealing, wench carrying a gun who is trying to sneak in extra people who may plug in extra electronics that could burst into flames and burn the whole place down! That’s what happened the last time there was a fire.

CrymeLord
CrymeLord
11 years ago

Can’t hit the pipe or the bottle. It’s the no-fun hotel.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Room service? I’d like some exquisite poison, please.

airplayne
airplayne
11 years ago

Paste at will, Commander!

Dave Buggert Orf
11 years ago

I took their valid identification for check in and it’s actually a phony id!!! Now I’m not sure if I still qualify for lodging anywhere. It all started with the cold medicine I gave the Assistant Manager. I couldn ‘ tfind Contac, so I gave him NyQuil instead. Not my fault he fell asleep on the job.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Note: When staying in a hotel in China, be aware: Your neighbors may be glue sniffing, crack smoking, liquor binging, pyromaniac, electrician prostitutes. Even worse, they may be trying to get extra people into their room!

Soundgarden
Soundgarden
11 years ago

Fine, I’ll just take my obscene goods and radiated items elsewhere!

MightyCait
MightyCait
11 years ago

Oh but i just can’t live without my exquisite, exquisite poison!

Hotjoe
Hotjoe
11 years ago

Exquisite Poison = The Royal Way To Die.

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

Don’t spread your goods, wench.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Set goods on fire? I’m in! Where’s my hand grenade??

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

this book called me a wench! that ‘ s unaccep table!

blargin7
blargin7
11 years ago

I don’t necisarily know if i can take good core of my rpp,faco;otoes.of, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t bring my exquisite, exquisite poison.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Don’t install electrical wire and telephone? That’s fine by me…I’m a Plumber! 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

For check-in; Take ONE valid identification THREE times a day after meals.
Side effects may include increase of the person or change of the person. If in doubt, please transact procedure with your GP. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Rule three isn’t a good sign…It clearly shows that Ms. Porn doesn’t work in this hotel. 🙁

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…But on the other hand, rule two suggests that this place is perfect for Pyromaniacs and fly-posters! 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

For security reasons, COM bus-tibles have to be accepted by the management? So much for taking my 28.8k serial modem along with me… 😐

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I’d always cursed the fact that I can’t afford exquisite poisons, and consequently have to carry common poisons around with me insted. However it looks like I might have a bit of an advantage in this case! 😉

Rice1
11 years ago

Awww, no wench gambling?!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I’d rather check in at the hotel that had the “Spring has came” sign.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I’d rather check in at the hotel that had the “Spring has came” sign outside of it.

ThatOneGuy
ThatOneGuy
11 years ago

Out of the curiosit y, what is today’s going rack rate?

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Psst, check it out, I’ve got some exquisite, exquisite poison for sale, and… wait a minute, did you just call me a wench?

unknowed
unknowed
11 years ago

I think i’m just going to hit the pipe with some exquisite poison, paste at will and see what happens…

Hotjoe
Hotjoe
11 years ago

Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.
Paste at Will.

Oops, I just broke the rules. Guess I’ll get my lodging qualification canceled.

Khymera
Khymera
11 years ago

Management will have to pay the rack rate, they mangled the notice

Shining Puki
Shining Puki
11 years ago

‘lodging qualification…’
do i have to complete my doctorate prior to lodging?

CYber9940
CYber9940
11 years ago

Sorry,but ,Who is Don ?. Take a look at the things that Don does :

Don Tleaves!
Don Tinstalls!
Don Tprostitutes!
Don Thits!

What a great guy is Don!!!

(Maybe he must take some exquisite,radiated posion and go to faco otoes… sorry, but I envy Don)

danaenae
danaenae
11 years ago

I suppose I shouldn’t disclose my pasting at will obsession at check-in, then.

smithie1027
smithie1027
11 years ago

Not a caption, but can this be made into a poster? I’d love to hang it in my apartment at school this year.

Karen
Karen
11 years ago

I laughed so much I nearly spread obscene goods!

Jenny
Jenny
11 years ago

Oh and I so wanted to transfer to another person.

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