Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of!

posted on 20 May 2009 in Chinglish

The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles…

 

Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick.
Found in China hotel room. 

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Emma
11 years ago

Wait wait….. #4 says there will be ON accepting of com bustibles, exquisite, exquisite poison, and radiated items!

So go ahead and bring ’em, it’s for security reasons!!

Emma
11 years ago

#2: I’m fine with not installing electrical wire or telephone, as long as I get to set goods on fire and paste at will.

#3: No no…..go ahead and prostitute, wench, gamble, hit the pipe, and spread obscene goods as long as *according to the police* you don’t! Wink, wink!

On a more serious note, what is it about this hotel that attracts so many illegal vices and amateur electricians that they have to go so far as to list them all specifically?

Rawrs
Rawrs
11 years ago

Do not candles alight with unnecessary war. Police called catch in jail. Never heating device for cooking, warming, and love. Do not explode electric to disturb friendly neighbors.
😀

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

Oh I get it. rpp,faco;otoes.of = “room facilities, if”. That’s not Engrish, that’s bad typing!

Apparently they were so eager to tell people to take such good core of their rooms that they set their right hand one letter off on the keyboard when they wrote that part. 😮

ryuusei.tenshi
11 years ago

Wow, this hotel attracks great people; murders, gamblers, wenches, and prostitutes. AND I CAN’T EVEN PASTE AT WILL?!?!? I want out of this rpp,faco;otoes.of right now >.<

Johan
Johan
11 years ago

it looooks lik ethey trytow rite the thingo n ambien….

Funny
Funny
11 years ago

Ooops . . .my exquisite radiated bustible pasted at will!

Joseph
Joseph
11 years ago

So if you bring a gun and ammunition you get your own police force?

Ozjeppe
11 years ago

OMG, I haven’t laughed this much all week; classic!

Ianwjenfej
11 years ago

Aww, but I love hitting the pipe and spreading obscene goods.

weasel
weasel
11 years ago

don’t paste at Will??!!!
what did Will do to make us all want to paste him?

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

Screw this place, I can’t wench oneself or hit the pipe….

AND I WILL DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE TO MY RPP,FACO;OTOES.OF!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Looks like I’ll have to bring my cell phone and leave my nukes, air conditioners (radiated items) and arsenic at home. I’ll bet this hotel has alot of faulty wiring too, so it looks like i’ll be bringing my hand grenade.

Larry
Larry
11 years ago

@Bob,
See what you get for not allowing the secretary to paste at will!

Larry
Larry
11 years ago

[Editor’s note] Please fix the sign so that it can be more easily understood by our Engrish-speaking patrons:

Please don’t prostitute oneself, wench, or spread your obscene goods, for there is on[going] accepting of our [dot-]com “bustibles”, who are an exquisite, exquisite poison and who are getting paid by their rack rate.

Thisisme
Thisisme
11 years ago

What good is this place if I can’t show my obscene goods, have radiated items or be a prostitute while installing a ceiling fan?!

steve
steve
11 years ago

The reason I go on holiday to a hotel is so I can paste at will..

Rob
Rob
11 years ago

As long as it’s exquisite poison.

Ezzbot
Ezzbot
11 years ago

Paste at will.

Human
Human
11 years ago

6 important lessons for Australian holiday-goers . . .

VulpineNinja
VulpineNinja
11 years ago

obscene goods???

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
11 years ago

Number 3 might be tough to follow, but I’ll try.

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

“Don’t leave any person”? Had a lot of that going on in this fine establishment, have we?

Nick
Nick
11 years ago

Suicidals:
Set goods on fire, jump on

Steven
Steven
11 years ago

I just started working for a japanese company, and here I am chuckling behind my desk, not being able to spread the fun..because I’m the ONLY european among my all japanese collegues..

I ‘d like that cutie at finance to hit my pipe.

Awesome Joe
Awesome Joe
11 years ago

“Please adapt to these rules or we’re gonna ripp.ur,FOC’n;toes.off.”

jensen0722
jensen0722
11 years ago

i guess I won’t be eating at their restaurant if I can’t be full mouthed.

Iam Jhonsoon
Iam Jhonsoon
11 years ago

The local police will give you guns and ammunition to use while in the hotel? Oh my, aren’t they friendly?

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
10 years ago

Oh no! I forgot to take care of the rpp,faco;otoes.of!

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
10 years ago

Wait……..so can we prostitute other people?

Keith Taylor
Keith Taylor
10 years ago

good person not going prostitute like these rules, saying unclappable.

Rhino
10 years ago

Just went to my mountain spring to get some water. Did’nt see any white milky stuff – I guess it has not come yet.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

@ CYber9940: Don T leaves any person! Don T prostitutes oneself, wench! Don T hits the bottle, fights, makes trouble! Don T installs electric wire! In other words, Don T is a suicidal alcoholic FRIKIN’ PSYCOTHIC PIMP.

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

(tilts head) What the? Did Fhqwhgads write this nonsense? (Homestar Runner reference)

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

(tilts head) What the? Did Fhqwhgads write this nonsense?

lauren
lauren
10 years ago

yeah wench!! dont prostitute yourself

Jwaz
Jwaz
10 years ago

Wow… the guide book didnt even mention that they had a rpp,faco:otoes.of!

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

What you get when you combine Engrish with bad typing skills.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Finally – a place where I can paste any time I want. Why can’t courtyard by Marriott be like that?

Tessa Cole
Tessa Cole
10 years ago

I’m confused…can I smoke?

CP
CP
10 years ago

I hate it when gambling wenches prostitute themselves!

Cyber9940
Cyber9940
10 years ago

Sorry, just a noob question : The “Bustible” item has something to do with woman’s bust ? Is some sort of liquid that make the bust grow ?. Thank you.

Cyber9940
Cyber9940
10 years ago

Sorry, but another noob question: I’m usually use some non exquisite poisons ( in fact those poisons smell and tastes really bad). Can I use those in the hotel??. Thanks.

rbm
rbm
10 years ago

I have nothing clever to say, just that I think this is my favorite Engrish of all time, between “rpp,faco;otoes.of” and “exquisite, exquisite poison” my face hurts from laughing.

Rawr
Rawr
10 years ago

Would YOU trust these people? They don’t even let you hit the pipe! WHY? WHY?

mosier1
mosier1
10 years ago

I think I saw Exquisite Poison open for Metallica

Ritch Avery
Ritch Avery
10 years ago

“Honey, can you pour me another class of that exquisite poison?”

minvac
minvac
9 years ago

Darn it! We were going to have our scrapbooking convention here. But not if we can’t paste at will…

racist park
racist park
9 years ago

Dear guest,
Take the cores off the rpp,faco;otoes.ofs or you’ll pay for any damage to the rpp,faco;otoes.ofs with cores.
Thank you and have a nice stay.

Kwan
Kwan
9 years ago

Prostitute oneself – new synonym for ‘masturbate’

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