Sun Aloha Store Manager Personal History

Sun Aloha Store Manager Personal History

posted on 27 May 2009 in Menus, Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Johns.
1st page of menu at ‘Hawaiian’ restaurant in Japan. 

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Top Chef
Top Chef
11 years ago

He is what you call a functional leper…

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

This just goes to show you that by becoming an entire chef, even a leper can change his spots.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

He so much wishes to please you that he leaves a tasty new taste in every meal.

Warren
Warren
11 years ago

An entire chef, that’s good, they cook better than decapitated ones….

Is the restaurant really prosperous? With this on their first page?

OtisM
OtisM
11 years ago

Unlike most of those who attended the main office opening, he never lost face.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

The Sun Aloha waitresses are just like the Hooters waitresses… except with more leprosy.

Dipping your taco chip into the waitresses neck is considered good luck.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

What you don’t know is that he also created time travel. I don’t know any other 9 year old restaurants that opened in 2005.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Yes, I’ll take some of the leprosy special. Teppanyucky.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Oh good, you have an entire chef here. That last restaurant was a little bloody.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

At precisely August the 31st, 2014, The SUNALOHA will STOP BEING POSSIBLE!

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

I’m surprised they even think they’re gonna make it to 2014, with their promise to research tasty new tastes every day.

Richard
Richard
11 years ago

We wish the chef continued success. I think!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

que?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This leprosy you speak of, is this one of those muslin curses they serve in China?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Seen as everyone and the manager and entire chef… this guy can really multitask!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Mmmmmmm, looooove that tasty taste!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

How does he have time for research with all of his other staff endeavors?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Also in the future you may ask what? Spit it out!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It puts the poi on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Rob
Rob
11 years ago

Due to leprosy, chef not possible to remain entire. However, now having one more taqsty new taste for limited time only.

Jon
Jon
11 years ago

Oh waiter, there’s a nose in my soup.

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

(Sung to the tune of the Beatle’s “Yesterday”)

Leprosy, I’m not half the man I used to be.

Mononoke
Mononoke
11 years ago

I really inaugurated something when I opened that leprosy main office, especially after spending that entire year seeing as everyone.
But I fail to see why I have to be dragged into this guy’s personal history.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

While I’m a great fan of Engrish.com, I’m embittered by it’s insensitivity to a physical condition. While they might be intending plain humour, engrish.com should have thought of the comments this snap would invite.

Who said leprosy patients don’t use internet? Can we please shelve this snap?

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Isn’t fun to remember the good old days? The sun, the food, the wine… the leprosy

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

The food is so good, that your tongue will fall off and lick the plate for you.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

“At Sunaloha, there’s a bit of us in every dish”

Jerry
Jerry
11 years ago

You have to wonder about “entire chef”, what with the leprosy and all.

Alan
Alan
11 years ago

please don`t leave a tip

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

He may have been an entire chef at when the place opened, but….

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Got to think that their English (Engrish?) dictionary led them astray with “leprosy”.

Sure, it’s a Hawaiian restaurant, and the Hawaiian island of Molokai was once home to a leper colony… but even that’s quite a stretch.

Claire
11 years ago

Mmmm! That meat is falling off the bone good!

th tlansrater
th tlansrater
11 years ago

try new finger sandwiches is tasty and delight ! no worries of nails from leper. fall off long time. flesh and tasty ! we introduce delicacy of new time ! bone appetite !

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

It’s not often you see “lorem ipsum” actually make it into print.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

The food there is finger licking go-OOPS! Hey, ask the chef for some gauze and tell him I won’t be able to use the chopsticks anymore.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Leprosy for 9 years will make anyone want to say ‘Aloha’

Emma
11 years ago

Well, it does say the main office chef is served.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

An entire chef is quite remarkable for a leprosy main office…

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

i just love to eat rotting human flesh!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Like in past they said to use: “Like the sun, peresever and increase with vigor to the supernova we do, and “Aloha!” to the world we say” but what did that mean, ask later you may.

Vegans Volant
Vegans Volant
11 years ago

Yes, in future ask you may. But use translations from Yoda you should not.

elbaradei
elbaradei
11 years ago

u know what, in 1997, I was SUNALOHA MINATOMIRAI HONTEN.
wait… so were you, right?

David
David
11 years ago

I asked May, but she only spoke French.

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
11 years ago

@ Yogesh Damle: The internet is serious business!

simulflow
11 years ago

Perseveres and increases their Engrish they must!

(I laughed out loud at this … WHERE did the word “leprosy” come from!?)

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Be the aloha!!

Dave Buggert Orf
11 years ago

If you use babelfish and type in “leprosy main office”, convert to Japanese and then back to English, the whole thing becomes clearer. It actually should read “principal office of leprosy”.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

What happens when the Employee of the Month committee and the Book of the Month Club put their heads together…

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

…they’d fall off.

YoGinny
YoGinny
11 years ago

Some restaurants offer half a chef, this one has AN ENTIRE chef! WOW

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