Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

posted on 18 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

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Willy
Willy
11 years ago

I tried Him with chocolate…it just wasn’t the same.

Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt
11 years ago

He Died for your soft serve

Silkydog
Silkydog
11 years ago

I’m more worried about the half a dozen French foie gras… Do they mean there are half a dozen slices on each plate or that they only have half a dozen in stock?

Ali-kins
Ali-kins
11 years ago

ooh, I am really tempted to make a “vanillahala” joke here…
*must… control…urge*

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Tastes heavenly.

Fatih Tekke
Fatih Tekke
10 years ago

But I’m agnostic…what will I eat?

RBFG
RBFG
10 years ago

Ray Comfort: “Behold, the atheist’s least favourite dessert!”

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Hoo, boy. What else is on the menu, “Allah with Chocolate”? “Buddha with Marzipan?”

Shadowwork
Shadowwork
10 years ago

you do know that, based on the geographical location of the origins of man, you’re way more likely to find God with Chocolate.

Lirael
Lirael
9 years ago

ooh,oooh! so is there the Holy Spirit with chocalate syrup?

chickenman
chickenman
6 years ago

And So, on the Sixth Day, Sally had a real orgasm in front of Harry…

chickenman
chickenman
6 years ago

From the cutting room floor:

Korean Menu ~ “Dog with vanilla”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Salivation!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Found in ‘Testament at the end of the universe’

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