Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

Tastes so heavenly, you’ll need to repent.

posted on 18 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

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Alan
Alan
11 years ago

dog upside down cake was more popular after a little rebranding

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

And then the Lord said…let there be White!

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

God’s using some weird ways to get his wife to come back. Now he covered himself in vanilla!

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

This meal tastes godly.

Yugan
11 years ago

on the next page, you can find Devil with Chocolate.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

..for it is written… “be ye prepared for His return. Keep chocolate syrup and whipped cream at the ready.”

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

This is a sign from God reassuring the artist known as “Vanilla Ice” that his place in Heaven is secure.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Oh, don’t get so excited… it’s just Ambrosia with a touch of vanilla.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

So,instead of Sunday school, my parents were supposed to take me to Dairy Queen for a Sundae?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

New vanilla-flavored Jesus Body diet supplements…

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Moses broke a stone tablet with the eleven and most important commandment: “Thou shalt eat plenty of vanilla”

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

My Communion, it haz a flavur.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

French foie gras – as opposed to the famous Chinese foie gras?

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Well they say that Chocolate is the Devil’s Food, so I guess that makes sense!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

God is a concept. . . no – He’s just #0417.

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Hey, you need a fitting dessert after a Heavenly Burger

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Also, the chickens here worry me. One cooks pot, the other’s slicc…

ric
ric
11 years ago

Go on.. be a devil.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

The Eucharist now uses vanilla wafers?

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

And God said unto Adam, “Do not eat the vanilla from the tree, for I hath hogged it all as it is my favorite flavor which most pleases me.”

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

This comes from Vanilla Heaven

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

And for dessert, devil’s food cake.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I have a personal relationship with my Lord and Flavor.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

“I’ll have what she’s having!!!”

[Guess the movie reference…]

DieselDragon
11 years ago

So it’s true…There IS a God! 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

There is probabally no ice-cream, so stop worrying and enjoy your life! 🙂

[This makes sense if you have seen the advertisements that the British Humanist Association had plastered on buses in London about six months ago. :-]

DieselDragon
11 years ago

As a follower of a polytheist religion having a vast number of Gods and Goddesses, this sign is far too ambiguous for my liking. Which God does this sign refer to? 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Six Foie Gras for the same price as every other meal? Is this a resturant or a cash and carry? 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Psalms 104:14 (King James Version):
He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: That he may bring forth food out of the Earth. He causeth the vanilla to grow for Himself, however. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Item 0414 suggests to me that the cook is a firm believer in the imaginative powers of Marijuana… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

For “God with kinky”, please try the Goth-run resturant across the road. 🙂

Summer
Summer
11 years ago

now that lent is over…

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

i prefer the Jesus with Butterscotch.

Samuel
Samuel
11 years ago

Personally I don’t see where this is any stranger than eating Jesus’ body and drinking his blood in church.

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

Can I see your atheist alternative menu, please?

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

So… do we need to say grace for this meal or not?

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

I think we need another minute to decide. We’ve only gotten to the 400’s so far.

lolo
lolo
11 years ago

you don’t happen to serve Buddha with Chocolate, do you?

lolcatlurva
lolcatlurva
11 years ago

OMG now i bliev in heven! 🙂

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Quetzalcoatl with strawberry certainly tastes better.

Kevin López
11 years ago

Celestial food.

ThatOneGuy
ThatOneGuy
11 years ago

Served with a side of eternal salvation.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

That is one slicc chicken!

Luna
11 years ago

What?! There’s no atheist menu? I guess I’ll starve.

cynic
cynic
11 years ago

God with the capital “G” — amen!

elbaradei
elbaradei
11 years ago

surely a new dish created to complement Buddha Jumps Over The Wall…

MadamOccupant
MadamOccupant
11 years ago

Jesus Says, I Come Quickly! But only if you tip well!

Captainmuon
Captainmuon
11 years ago

They actually mean “cod”…

yes... i'm wierd
yes... i'm wierd
11 years ago

being so close to god never tasted so good

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