Try the ‘evil eye’ curry…

Try the ‘evil eye’ curry…

posted on 26 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of William Eaton.
Found in China. 

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Duw
Duw
11 years ago

You wear it and they will come?

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Try their special, it’s enchanting

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Mad cow on menu perhaps.

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

that explains the swine flu.

ez
ez
11 years ago

Tomorrow’s special: Old fashioned linen vulgarities

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Our menu is damn good!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The main curse comes with a side dish of damned fries

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I feel plagued by clothing…

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Can’t I get some christiam food?

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

May your towers crumble!

motordog
motordog
11 years ago

“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your salad bar…and rolls are 50 cents extra.”

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

“For our special today we have a rain of frogs legs served with a plague of locusts and a side of beef braised in red, mwahahaha… I mean… for 10.99….”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Curses! Braised again…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I don’t like the new style curses. May I have the traditional curses served with ketchup.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

I’ll have a curtain burger with an order of jinx fries, please.

Escherichia Coli
Escherichia Coli
11 years ago

It’s not everyday that you get the opportunity to order a main curse from person wearing muslin (a closely-woven unbleached white cloth). WHY?? The side curse may be ordered from someone wearing calico.

The Exaggerator
11 years ago

A project of the Pray In Jesus’ Name Foundation towards creating further appeals for Imprecatory Prayers

SeanM
SeanM
11 years ago

“But mum, I wanted the VELVET curses!”

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Whatever you do, do NOT order the 7 curse meal. Seriously. The last guy to do it was dead in three days, and his family still can’t afford to bury him.

brazinglish
11 years ago

if curses don’t work, you can always try some invocations:
http://is.gd/FcAo

Mashimaro7
Mashimaro7
11 years ago

Muslim curses!How dare they!

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

My favorite is: “May the fleas of forty camels infest your armpits!”

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

careful! montezuma’s revenge is served fresh!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I curse you in living. I curse you in dying. I curse you in running, and walking, and flying. Other than that I have no red beef with you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

This is the place across the street from God Burger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Does “From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee” come with an eggroll?

tai fu
tai fu
11 years ago

so anyone who wears muslin or uses polishing wheels made of muslin are cursed?

Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

A curse, made of fabric. They make us eat clothes and curse us huh!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslin

information about muslin

RedMoul
11 years ago

I so understand, in last paragraph just whole salt and is stated

elbaradei
elbaradei
11 years ago

kind of boring because the option is limited to muslin curses. i prefer silk curses, or polyester curses

tai fu
tai fu
11 years ago

I wonder if Bin Laden eats there…

Alain Saffel
11 years ago

May you eat in unclean restaurants.

Fatih Tekke
Fatih Tekke
10 years ago

May you feast upon the holy kebab and doner, my Prophet…

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Oh, I recognize this place; Achmed the Dead Terrorist was eating here once!

James
10 years ago

Thats a typo. They meant courses

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

you better not enter!

Patrick
Patrick
8 years ago

Come in and we’ll curse at you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Then try our bomburger

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