Wait Impatiently For Woman

Wait Impatiently For Woman

posted on 5 May 2009 in Chinglish

 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

I think they should put the picture of a man waiting impatiently to clean the woman instead.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“No, it’s okay, Honey… I can wait…!”

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

If error occurs, press the “Refresh” button.

Ageless
Ageless
12 years ago

This one is between O.M.G. and T.M.I.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

… by the makers of Waterpik…

Alan
Alan
12 years ago

I am strictly a woman of the etiquette, you understand

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“Alright, enough beating around the bush. Because YOU STINK!”

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

I don’t think a damn showerhead is going to cure leukorrhea.

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

“Easy change to bidet. . . .”

Is that a subtle suggestion of where we should put this product?

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Are you there, God? It’s me: a woman of the etiquette.

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

They have to sell enemas SOMEHOW!

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

I’m waiting impatiently for that stinking etiquette woman.

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Mom: do you ever get that refresh pure feeling?

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Aoyagi is not a real gynecologist. He just plays one on engrish.com.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Patent pending, eh? Bet you’re waiting impatiently for that.

Jenn
Jenn
12 years ago

Also good for do-it-yourself lipposuction!

Where exactly are is she sticking it? Her belly button?

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Comes with multiple heads

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Is the “Agent Wanted” position still open?

Xila
Xila
12 years ago

“Heather, do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?”
“You mean the stinks? We all do, that’s why I have My Inside Cleaner.”

lolo
lolo
12 years ago

i don’t know about you guys, but this thing is scaring me. waits impatiently… sounds kinda stalk-ish..

Simon
Simon
12 years ago

When Stinks? LOFL.

Alan
Alan
12 years ago

good to see at least one japanese company is still exporting

Justin M.
Justin M.
12 years ago

Can do.

Pamela
Pamela
12 years ago

– “Yes, after work-out my inside stinks a lot, and because I am a woman of the etiquette, I use “My In-Side Cleaner”. ”

— Yes, “My In-Side Cleaner comes in 4 very gilry colours and is easy to change from shower head to bidet head. Get “My In-Side Cleaner” now, for your self or for that special some one.

(Agents wanted)

Bill S.
Bill S.
12 years ago

When stinks it get few stars. When riotous get five. This get five plus.

Mike
Mike
12 years ago

Etiquette. We don’t need no stinkin’ etiquette.

willz
willz
12 years ago

Please, don’t use that…..instead let me be an agent of your in-side cleaner.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

I am too much of a gentleman ro comment on this.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

But wait, that’s not all… if you order now we’ll also include the car washing attachment and the exclusive carpet shampoo attachment.
Chewing gum stuck on the sidewalk? No problem, just set the power selector for ‘Stink’….

SmogMonster
SmogMonster
12 years ago

Stinky woman King of etiquette!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
12 years ago

Is it wrong that the instructional cartoons near the bottom make me hot?

Lord Velveeta
Lord Velveeta
12 years ago

Une douche dans la douche!

Oh the humanity of it all!

(douche is a french word meaning shower btw)

Jim
Jim
12 years ago

When stinks. The Japanese have no time to mince words.

Cbass
12 years ago

this is wrong in so many levels..

when stinks ftw!

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

Makes one wonder about the work-outs that must be done in order to use this product.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
12 years ago

if you are a woman of etiquette, always hold it wiht your pinky up.

Blu
Blu
12 years ago

This is wrong on so many levels. I am both amused and horrified that they sell this.

Just one question, though-
Err, if it’s got the power of a showerhead but it can become a narrow tube…wouldn’t that be an awful lot of water pressure for such a small and narrow area?

PG
PG
12 years ago

I agree this is wrong on so many levels. Is anyone else a little disturbed by the small yellow pictures at the bottom or the “shocker” near the top?

This is the best Engrish ever.

Also, what does an agent do for this company?

Carol
Carol
12 years ago

I belong in the adults only section.

Hot Gym Girl
12 years ago

As a seriously hot gym girl, I can use this product after workouts!
Wow! I so happy! They get me! They really get me! 😉

Hot Gym Girl
12 years ago

By the way, thing looks mad uncomfortable. HAD to be invented by a guy!
With a stinky girlfriend!

buffy
buffy
12 years ago

I. Have. No. Words.

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

“I. Have. No. Words”

A lot of periods!

Brett
Brett
12 years ago

Am I wrong in guessing that the instructions were written by an angry, drunken male employee?

E
E
12 years ago

When stinks!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Instructions:

-After woman comes, wait impatiently for menstruate.

-Find an agent in case menstruate doesn’t come.

-Enjoy.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
12 years ago

Power-wash with our handy tool!

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

AGENT WANTED!!!

“Hi, we got a great act for you!” “Sorry, bub. Don’t take family acts. Too cutesy.” “But wait, we’re different, just give us a chance.” “You’ve got 4 minutes… make it snappy!”

So the whole family strips down and dad breaks out the “My In-Side Cleaner”….

MPhim
MPhim
12 years ago

OMG where to start?? Wait impatiently for woman? When mentruate comes? When Stinks?? (love how they capitalize the “S”) MY IN-SIDE CLEANER????????? And what the hell is leukorrhoea anyway, how many people do we know that have whatever the heck that is……?

Casey Goranson
Casey Goranson
12 years ago

She’s been cleaning herself for hours…

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