Where the losing horses wind up…

Where the losing horses wind up…

posted on 14 May 2009 in Chinglish

I’ll have a half-pound of the softball, thinly sliced…

 

Photo courtesy of Tom Burke.
Found in Beijing department store. 

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Looks like Michael Vick is at it again…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Pads, helmets, and other safety gear are the top sellers there.

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

– Katana – makes you fit and your opponent split. –

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Prosthetics abound here!

Yugan
11 years ago

don’t look inside those shoes you see there…

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Next to balls pounding arcade!

Alan
Alan
11 years ago

chop chop, 1 minute per customer

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Where the NFL draft meets The Weakest Link…

“You are the weakest link!…. Good-bye!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Do you have any iron-clad sports cups?”

krizcpec
11 years ago

can I have a pair of shoe finely diced, please?

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Because dicing someone takes a pro

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Walk in a jock; walk out a eunuch…

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

I’ll take the NHL… with a little off the top, an arm of the NBA with… half of the NBL please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Government funding is scarce nowaday!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It would seem that Lorena Bobbit has started a trend.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

“You know, sir, if we cut it off it would make you more aerodynamic.”
“Uhm… I think I’ll just go over to GNC instead….”

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I shop all day…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Please don’t chop my Schweddy Balls!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I’ve heard of slicing in golf, but…

Hayden Otton
Hayden Otton
11 years ago

we are here for to your disemberment

Hayden Otton
Hayden Otton
11 years ago

no tall persons -if you can be walk under our signage we are having no reason for helpful amputating

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

Vince Offer is taking on all comers. He’ll clean up later with the Sham Wow.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

This weekend only, we’re cutting our prices in half!

Louis Silk
Louis Silk
11 years ago

No longer will I have to look in two different places for hockey masks and machetes.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

And right next door is “Skidmark’s Underwear Shack”

Mrlee
11 years ago

In Chinese it’s supposed to say “Sports Namecard Centre”

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

this place is more popular than the titless lingerie store

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

You name it, we’ve got at least part of it around here somewhere…

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
11 years ago

Wow, Engrish goes Spangrish!

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
11 years ago

Spanglish. Dangit. I apparently combined Engrish and Spanglish there.

Cbass
11 years ago

Even spanglish has more dignity….

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I wonder if they sell official BNA sandals? 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…And I’ll have thirty points cut off of Germany’s score in the Euro 2012 finals, please!

(Let’s face it: It’s about the only way anyone else in Europe’ll have any chance of winning the cup! 🙂 )

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Now hiring: In-store Butcher.
This position is open to anyone over the age of 18 and no prior experience is necessary as full training will be given to the right applicant. You should be well presented and polite, and your duties will include using machines for slicing and serving customers.

Interested applicants may complete an application form in store, or may e-mail their CV to horrific_accident@example.com. 🙂

PG
PG
11 years ago

Do you think they have slashed their prices? I bet they have cut rate deals.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Was this store featured in the movie “Chopping Mall?”

Untouch
Untouch
11 years ago

O.Js favoruite store

nirvgardengod
nirvgardengod
11 years ago

I belive that poor woman is the most recent victim,,,must be the shoes

Kurei-Z
Kurei-Z
11 years ago

For sports fans, that place must be a no-no.

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

I’ve got a challenge for them: Chop a bowling ball in half!

Willy D,
Willy D,
10 years ago

This whare learn ewe peeple big taxes raze how!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Look Ma, no hands!

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