Always happy when Engrish is!

Always happy when Engrish is!

posted on 9 Jun 2009 in Snacks

 

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Fortune cookie message – origin unknown.

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J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

That’s something to be happen about…

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Could be worse if it said harpon

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Please leave something wonderful alone for a second. He is having his ‘special alone time’, and he’s about to ‘happy’.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Not a happydectomy, I hope …

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

And that was the last time Johnny checked his horoscope…

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

To happy or not to happy.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I’m so excited, I just happied in my pants…!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

We wouldn’t want a sad wonderful.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Huh, I guess it knows me pretty well doesn’t it?

Marc Gagnon
Marc Gagnon
11 years ago

lucky bastard! Last time I went to the chinese restaurant, I got
“Sothing catastrophic is about to sad”.

KD
KD
11 years ago

Something terrible is about to sad.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…But if credit card not accept for payment of bill, something unfortunate is about to sadden. 😮

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Let’s fortune cookie for happy time!

willz
willz
11 years ago

…….in bed!!

Hotjoe
Hotjoe
11 years ago

Um, what just happyed?

David
David
11 years ago

Something wicked this way happies…

Bubblequeen
Bubblequeen
11 years ago

Happen birthday to you!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

What’s happying?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Unfortunately, I fell asleep just after reading this…And something wonderful passed me by. 🙁

Dave Buggert Orf
11 years ago

After the fortune cooken was brokey, this wonderful dropped some monen and I picked it up. Now I’m very happen!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

it seems the fortune cookie factory only puts 35 charactors on the fortunes, how… UNFORTUNATE!

brazinglish
11 years ago

nothing WOEnderful then?

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

Something happy is about to wonder…

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Ah yes, I believe these are the slogans of Chinese brothels.

Teh Pagoda
Teh Pagoda
11 years ago

Those who are about to happy, we salute you.

perstephan@gmail.com
perstephan@gmail.com
11 years ago

I’d say something wonderful just happied, this is really good news!

Evan Islam
11 years ago

There is actually a database full of just fortune cookie quotes. try this web site: http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com

Ripplin
11 years ago

The best fortune I ever got was ‘You like Chinese food.’ 😀

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Happy Happy, Joy Joy

Egypt-chan
Egypt-chan
11 years ago

I’ve received some pretty odd fortune cookie messages in the USA, actually.

One of them was, “You are the mast of everything situation.”

I still have it… but so far, I have not become the mast of anything.

Shadowwork
Shadowwork
10 years ago

too happy

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