Antitrust meets antibacterial…

Antitrust meets antibacterial…

posted on 15 Jun 2009 in Chinglish

Remember to protect your Marvin Gardens before
taking the Short Line to her Community Chest…  

 

Photo courtesy of Any Schile.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Not a place for celibacy.

rowger
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rowger

Do not pass go, sex users!

John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

The vatican’s main objective.

DannyDaWriter
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A sex health protection monopoly? That’s just great! Just what we need — a Microsoft of condoms.

kringo
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kringo

Doctor Ruth’s head seems pretty big these days.

Kees
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Kees

Safe sex(c)(r)(tm)

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

The monoply on Sex health and protection is expanding to include transportation too.

Hikari
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Hikari

Must be having a monopoly of trade there…because that is the only shop.
And look, even the red man seems to say,” no leaving unless you visit there”…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Throw dice. Land on Moulin Rouge. Then directly go to Jail.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The name is an euphemism for brothel in China.

DieselDragon
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If G.U.M* clinics were run by Microsoft… 😮

(G.U.M: Genito Urinary Medicine – Medical speak for sexual health clinics.)

DieselDragon
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What would happen if Durex managed to buy out both Trojan and Mates… 🙂

Grifter
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Grifter

Did… that building just tell me to use condoms?

DieselDragon
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What happens when a single player manages to buy both Kings Cross and Marylebone stations…

(Those who know the seedier side of London will understand what I’m on about! 😉 )

DieselDragon
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A semi-discreet health clinic for Triad call-girls, perhaps?

DieselDragon
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[Expanding on DannyDaWriter’s caption about Microsoft condoms above… 🙂 ] After paying over $100 for each individual use, the user is then forced to read and accept the terms in a 50-page “End User Licence Agreement” that absolves Microsoft from any and all liabilities relating to use of the product, and any faults contained within. Once the user has accepted the EULA, he is then faced with a long and tiresome installation procedure that takes at least an hour, and is often fraught with much confusion and aggrevation. Once installation is *finally* complete, the unfortunate user then finds that he… Read more »

beechoak
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beechoak

One manufacturer; 69 different brands!

Classic Steve
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I just landed on the Water Works….

Xila
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Xila

If you really want the full experience of the sex monopoly I suggest staying at their hotel on Park Place.

Emma
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It’s the new dating public service announcement campaign: “there’s nothing I like better after protected sex than a good wholesome game of Monopoly!”

Lucy
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Lucy

Pimpin ain’t easy man! (That’s why I got this storefront).

Halus
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Diesel Dragon: It’s not funnier if you put a smiley on your caption~~

patada
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patada

health protection for sex monopoly

nicoffeine
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nicoffeine

Can you guys check my Blood Sugar Sex Magik?

wdkf
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lol, DannyDaWriter

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

comdoms wont protect you from the IRS!

Dude
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Dude

I’m Just Visiting…and getting it on!

TJ
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TJ

As secret brothels go, this one doesn’t exactly scream subtelty.

staplerman
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staplerman

so that’s the Chinese symbol for sex… awesome…

Poisonous Gus
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Poisonous Gus

Do not pass blood, do not collect two hundred lice.

Moe
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Moe

> so that’s the Chinese symbol for sex… awesome…

If it’s that first one, it’s formed from radicals meaning person, mouth and tree.

Maybe it’s better not to know.

donjuan71
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donjuan71

Pork place?

Luna
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What? I didn’t know that there was that kind of building in Monopoly! My 3-year-old brother plays it! O.O

Taterman
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Taterman

Finally! A place that caters to my baser desires AND my love for board games!

DannyDaWriter
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@Moe and staplerman: A bit of research shows that “保” means “defence”.

Sorry to ruin the probably awesome imagery that would have inferred.

Dave
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Dave

Is this a company born out of the Clinton administration?

Chris
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Chris

An associate of hotel BJ.

mdalsted
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mdalsted

Hoo boy… They came out with Nintendo Monopoly, Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly, and now THIS!?

Jeremy
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Jeremy

I get to be the car, you have to be dildo

so
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Sex is always a game of monopoly..

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