Antitrust meets antibacterial…

Antitrust meets antibacterial…

posted on 15 Jun 2009 in Chinglish

Remember to protect your Marvin Gardens before
taking the Short Line to her Community Chest…  

 

Photo courtesy of Any Schile.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Not a place for celibacy.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Do not pass go, sex users!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

The vatican’s main objective.

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

A sex health protection monopoly? That’s just great! Just what we need — a Microsoft of condoms.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Doctor Ruth’s head seems pretty big these days.

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Safe sex(c)(r)(tm)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

The monoply on Sex health and protection is expanding to include transportation too.

Hikari
Hikari
11 years ago

Must be having a monopoly of trade there…because that is the only shop.
And look, even the red man seems to say,” no leaving unless you visit there”…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Throw dice. Land on Moulin Rouge. Then directly go to Jail.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The name is an euphemism for brothel in China.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

If G.U.M* clinics were run by Microsoft… 😮

(G.U.M: Genito Urinary Medicine – Medical speak for sexual health clinics.)

DieselDragon
11 years ago

What would happen if Durex managed to buy out both Trojan and Mates… 🙂

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Did… that building just tell me to use condoms?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

What happens when a single player manages to buy both Kings Cross and Marylebone stations…

(Those who know the seedier side of London will understand what I’m on about! 😉 )

DieselDragon
11 years ago

A semi-discreet health clinic for Triad call-girls, perhaps?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

[Expanding on DannyDaWriter’s caption about Microsoft condoms above… 🙂 ] After paying over $100 for each individual use, the user is then forced to read and accept the terms in a 50-page “End User Licence Agreement” that absolves Microsoft from any and all liabilities relating to use of the product, and any faults contained within. Once the user has accepted the EULA, he is then faced with a long and tiresome installation procedure that takes at least an hour, and is often fraught with much confusion and aggrevation. Once installation is *finally* complete, the unfortunate user then finds that he… Read more »

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

One manufacturer; 69 different brands!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I just landed on the Water Works….

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

If you really want the full experience of the sex monopoly I suggest staying at their hotel on Park Place.

Emma
11 years ago

It’s the new dating public service announcement campaign: “there’s nothing I like better after protected sex than a good wholesome game of Monopoly!”

Lucy
Lucy
11 years ago

Pimpin ain’t easy man! (That’s why I got this storefront).

Halus
11 years ago

Diesel Dragon: It’s not funnier if you put a smiley on your caption~~

patada
patada
11 years ago

health protection for sex monopoly

nicoffeine
nicoffeine
11 years ago

Can you guys check my Blood Sugar Sex Magik?

wdkf
11 years ago

lol, DannyDaWriter

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

comdoms wont protect you from the IRS!

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

I’m Just Visiting…and getting it on!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

As secret brothels go, this one doesn’t exactly scream subtelty.

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

so that’s the Chinese symbol for sex… awesome…

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
11 years ago

Do not pass blood, do not collect two hundred lice.

Moe
Moe
11 years ago

> so that’s the Chinese symbol for sex… awesome…

If it’s that first one, it’s formed from radicals meaning person, mouth and tree.

Maybe it’s better not to know.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Pork place?

Luna
11 years ago

What? I didn’t know that there was that kind of building in Monopoly! My 3-year-old brother plays it! O.O

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Finally! A place that caters to my baser desires AND my love for board games!

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

@Moe and staplerman: A bit of research shows that “保” means “defence”.

Sorry to ruin the probably awesome imagery that would have inferred.

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Is this a company born out of the Clinton administration?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

An associate of hotel BJ.

mdalsted
mdalsted
11 years ago

Hoo boy… They came out with Nintendo Monopoly, Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly, and now THIS!?

Jeremy
Jeremy
11 years ago

I get to be the car, you have to be dildo

so
so
9 years ago

Sex is always a game of monopoly..

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