Cheating? We have the perfect jewelry for you!

Cheating? We have the perfect jewelry for you!

posted on 11 Jun 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Morgan Miller.
Found at department store in Beijing, China. 

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Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Our complete set service includes a pack of condoms and an excuse

nicoffeine
nicoffeine
11 years ago

Buy enough of one and she’ll forgive you for the other.

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

Hmmm, cake and coffee are ok for a romantic date, as long as you skip the hairdo and beauty salon part.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Madam, Can you tell me where I can have this cheater returned? It is not cheating as it should be.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Diamonds are forever! So are cheaters!

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Baby, you’re so crazy! But just in case you find any stray blonde hairs or lipstick stains, I got you this necklace.

Tan
Tan
11 years ago

In chinese it’s supposed to say spectacles and jewellery. But I have no idea how “spectacles” managed to become “cheaters”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Gosh, I hope he cheats again… I could use a new stove!”

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

So what they have Cheaters and Cake but no Chapel and they call it a ‘Complete Set Service’?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hey, it worked for Gracie Allen!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

There’s something floating in my cake coffee… must have been a crumb cake.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“… and here is a locket large enough to hold the still-beating heart of the bastard who cheated on you…”

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Cheaters & Jewelry – Loaded dice necklaces 50% off!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

This is the backstage area at the Maury Povich show.

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

each sold seperately

Brenda
11 years ago

Golly gee, when you turn those heaters on
Woe is me, got to put my cheaters on!

— Frank Sinatra, “Jeepers Creepers”

“Cheaters” is an old slang word for glasses or spectacles in English.

Joseph
Joseph
11 years ago

I don’t even want to know what “complete set service” is. o.O

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Hey, do you have any Konami Code necklaces here?

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

i need a necklace for my wife, she thinks i cheated on her with a length of fabric.

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

And little did he know that what he really spent $999.99 for was cubic zirconium.

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

I have heard of non-prescription eyeglasses (the kind which merely magnify slightly) referred to as “cheaters”. I guess their Chinese/English dictionary offered it as a synonym…

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

It kind of makes sense; the show’s budget is so low that they could only afford an office in a department store.

Carol
Carol
11 years ago

gild to cover your guilt.

ric
ric
11 years ago

Where can I get a divorce ring?

perstephan@gmail.com
perstephan@gmail.com
11 years ago

Nothing says romance like cheating

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Mind if I get a cheater upgrade? This one’s obsolete.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

If only *every* relationship was this clear and well organised… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Route and calling points of train 1A69 to Dating and Romance…Another of the many efforts that British Rail made to try and get people back on the railways. Needless to say, it didn’t work… 🙂

(I know I’ll p[robabally get low rep for this as always…But ye have to admit; It *does* look a little bit like a trains stopping pattern! 😀 )

Slider
Slider
11 years ago

Looks like Joey Greco moved to China

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

How awkward! I ran into my wife in this store.

topofcool
topofcool
11 years ago

OMG DieselDragon is right, it does look like a British Rail schedule board. Boy, talk about the Age of the Train! (Unsavoury ideas about Sir Jimmy Saville are not my responsibility.)

JMS Stinnett
JMS Stinnett
11 years ago

“I’m sorry honey.”

Mark12
11 years ago

One or more screens are alternatively arranged in a panoramic configuration. ,

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

We have the best jewelry in China. Comes with a complementary two-timer.

Aaron
Aaron
10 years ago

Cheaters buy Jewelry here for your spouse, so he/she wont feel guilty

Mari-Ma
Mari-Ma
9 years ago

This is a Bakerloo Line train to Elephant & Castle, via Coffee & Cake, Cheaters & Jewellery and Piccadilly Circus…

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