Come on human, you know you want to…

Come on human, you know you want to…

posted on 10 Jun 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Richard Sears.
Found in Pokhara, Nepal. 

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nicoffeine
nicoffeine
11 years ago

Dear Human Just see me
Dear Human, Just feel me
Dear Human, Just touch me
Dear Human, Just heal me
Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Well, I needed some drapings, but I never guessed the feeling was mutual…

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Well, I can’t stop at feeling, be warned!

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

Dear cloth, can you feel me now?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Just when you touched the cloth, a strange “Argggg” emitted from behind and you find it was from the owner of the shop.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

I love these stores that do away with the “Look but don’t touch” philosophy!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Dear cloth, your behaviour shall invite drapsits!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Then Michael Jackson’s alarm clock rang.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Gosh, I wish I could be that blatant and get away with it…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Just feel it do!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Whatever happened to “Just Do It”?

creampuff
creampuff
11 years ago

Just feel me…something wonderful is about to happy!

DECMATH
11 years ago

Not only did the touch screens not arrive in time for our E3 display, the scantily-clad models kept walking out in a huff for some reason.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The sign was purchased from a closeout sale of a body massage parlour

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Aliens, animals, and other non-humans may not touch.

Coffey
Coffey
11 years ago

Oh, here I come you window treatment slut!

Dave Buggert Orf
11 years ago

More evidence of extraterrestrial visitation!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I’m not sure what’s funnier: the sign or the random exclaimation point.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

C’mon, I’ve got candy!!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I find it so funny this sign is posted on wood.

Feather-Pluff
Feather-Pluff
11 years ago

Is it really okay, dear drapery?

Soundgarden
Soundgarden
11 years ago

Yeah, yeah, NOW it’s asking to be felt, but just wait, after that you’ll have to hear it…about its entire day…before it will ever let you feel it again…

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

The first feel is always free. That’s how they get you started.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Owner of a lonely cloth

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

But mommy always said not to feel strange signs.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Q: When is broadcloth no longer broadcloth?
A: When it’s “felt.”

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

! DEAR CLOTH
JUST BITE ME

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Given the way they treat the sheep up there, I imagine that this cloth is woven from Welsh wool… 😉

Luna
11 years ago

bite me.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

thatnks to this fabric swatch, im now a registered drapist.

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

I have a bad feeling about this…

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

The calling card (or, in this case, fabric) of a closet emo Klingon.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

Don’t have hands and I need to touch

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

I just need to get this printed on the front of my underwear !!

Guess Again
Guess Again
11 years ago

Just feel me…I’ll show you my feel too…giggity giggty goo.

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

ooohh cotton i think im getting a hard on

Carol
Carol
11 years ago

No, I will NEVER cheat on my Brocades!!! You can’t make me!

Carol
Carol
11 years ago

I love you long time.

perstephan@gmail.com
perstephan@gmail.com
11 years ago

Most common pickup-line in all of Japan, except “Hi! Yes, that is my penis sticking out!”

ScArYLaRrY
ScArYLaRrY
11 years ago

Hey, does the carpet match the drapes?

Doctor Nuclear
Doctor Nuclear
11 years ago

Sorry Happy Dragon, you already had your share of feelings…

rubarbman
rubarbman
11 years ago

omg omg omg omg OMG! it TALKS!

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

hey someone found it!! thats my sign that i wear out to the bars

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

Then come to the mothership with me…

Ishkfe
11 years ago

I wanna touch you
I wanna smell you
I wanna taste you
I wanna feel you

Just like a human.

Oman
Oman
11 years ago

……….Do not pay attention to the Man behind the curtain

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
11 years ago

Now tug my cord really hard, baby.

bridget
11 years ago

I’m so dirty I need to be taken home and washed……
Then you can join me for a hot tumble…………

kiwivault
kiwivault
11 years ago

come here lil human come feel me i have candy 8D

Aram in China
Aram in China
11 years ago

Come on, come on, come on, now touch me babe. . .let me know that I am not afraid.

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