Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula

Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula

posted on 5 Jun 2009 in Household Items

Its power has me speaking in tongs…

 

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Photo courtesy of Ryan Anderson.
Found in 99 yen store in Japan. 

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rweqqwer
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Thy unholy food shall be cleansed!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I hope the Almighty Tong will forgive us hanging him next to a humble pair of D-type scissors…

Feather-Pluff
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Feather-Pluff

Praise the tong!

Spoony
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Spoony

So that’s why I keep finding images of Jesus in my food!

Spoony
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Spoony

I’ve tried every angle, but I just can’t seem to fit into this thong, no matter how almighty it may be. Besides, the metal is pretty cold…

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Amaze and thrill the girls with your almighty tong

Terryl
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Terryl

Hey, did it mean a pair of tongs? One tong, almighty or not, is pretty useless.

Bechstein62
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Bechstein62

These are meant to replace the now-obsolete Omnipotent Tong.

Kees
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Kees

“And I shall dice the fruit of your labour, and peel off its skin, so all may enjoy the sweet taste.” The Divine Cookbook 3:14

Grifter
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Grifter

In the name of the tong, the salad, and of the dressing and fork…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s the Kong of Tong!

Dave
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Dave

All barbeques quiver before the almighty tong!

Marc Gagnon
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Marc Gagnon

Hmmm…. I wonder what it’s made of…

Is it a tin Tong?

Xila
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Xila

On the sixth day the dinner was created. And on the seventh day, the Tong rested in the drawer near the pizza cutter.

Ellen
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Ellen

The cooking tool of choice for the chefs at God Burger.

DieselDragon
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Capable of lifting whole Hog roasts in nought but a single movement! 🙂

DieselDragon
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Safe working load: 755 metric tonnes.
Larger and mightier models also available. 😮

Rev
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Rev

A new component in the ancient battle of rock, paper, scissors. Tong has just triumphed over scissors in this picture. But tong triumphs over all! Hail almighty tong!

sum yun gi
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sum yun gi

comes in a combo pack with a holy fork.

Blaze
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Blaze

“Oh God! Oh God YES! OH GOD ALMIGHTY TOSS MY SALAD YES!”

Taterman
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Taterman

Don’t miss this summer’s blockbuster “The Passion of the Tong”

Classic Steve
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There’s a tong to attract a throng.

Hotjoe
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Hotjoe

I’m an A-Tong-Theist

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

more popular than the satanic ladle

BennyB
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BennyB

Bow down lest ye be pinched!

L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
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Oh! allmighty tong! lemme the light to solve my problem with that salad!

TJ
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TJ

So that’s how they make communion waffers.

David
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David

Right next to the Omnipotent Scissors!

benandren
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benandren

Sold exclusively at Spatula City! Where you go for all your spatula needs!

KC
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KC

Collect me if I’m long: you could hurt somebody with that!

tekleader
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tekleader

Eat your salad! The power of Tong compels you!

Bear or bust
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Bear or bust

Any relation to Pete Tong.

g.r.
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g.r.

Thou shalt have no other tongs before me.

donjuan71
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donjuan71

Oh, perfect! To go with my Blessed Bowl!

dropkickmurphy
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dropkickmurphy

oh bless this hotdog almight tong

Exosaurus
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Exosaurus

And lo, on the eight day a tong descended from heaven and it was good

halfasemitone
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halfasemitone

Lettuce Pray.

chookman
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chookman

Let Me See That Tooooooong! ~ Sisqo

Rob
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Rob

will it exorcise my salad? it tastes bad

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Made in Hong Tong

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