Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula

Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula

posted on 5 Jun 2009 in Household Items

Its power has me speaking in tongs…

 

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Photo courtesy of Ryan Anderson.
Found in 99 yen store in Japan. 

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rweqqwer
11 years ago

Thy unholy food shall be cleansed!

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

I hope the Almighty Tong will forgive us hanging him next to a humble pair of D-type scissors…

Feather-Pluff
Feather-Pluff
11 years ago

Praise the tong!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

So that’s why I keep finding images of Jesus in my food!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I’ve tried every angle, but I just can’t seem to fit into this thong, no matter how almighty it may be. Besides, the metal is pretty cold…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Amaze and thrill the girls with your almighty tong

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

Hey, did it mean a pair of tongs? One tong, almighty or not, is pretty useless.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

These are meant to replace the now-obsolete Omnipotent Tong.

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

“And I shall dice the fruit of your labour, and peel off its skin, so all may enjoy the sweet taste.” The Divine Cookbook 3:14

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

In the name of the tong, the salad, and of the dressing and fork…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It’s the Kong of Tong!

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

All barbeques quiver before the almighty tong!

Marc Gagnon
Marc Gagnon
11 years ago

Hmmm…. I wonder what it’s made of…

Is it a tin Tong?

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

On the sixth day the dinner was created. And on the seventh day, the Tong rested in the drawer near the pizza cutter.

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

The cooking tool of choice for the chefs at God Burger.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Capable of lifting whole Hog roasts in nought but a single movement! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Safe working load: 755 metric tonnes.
Larger and mightier models also available. 😮

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

A new component in the ancient battle of rock, paper, scissors. Tong has just triumphed over scissors in this picture. But tong triumphs over all! Hail almighty tong!

sum yun gi
sum yun gi
11 years ago

comes in a combo pack with a holy fork.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

“Oh God! Oh God YES! OH GOD ALMIGHTY TOSS MY SALAD YES!”

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Don’t miss this summer’s blockbuster “The Passion of the Tong”

Classic Steve
11 years ago

There’s a tong to attract a throng.

Hotjoe
Hotjoe
11 years ago

I’m an A-Tong-Theist

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

more popular than the satanic ladle

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

Bow down lest ye be pinched!

L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
11 years ago

Oh! allmighty tong! lemme the light to solve my problem with that salad!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

So that’s how they make communion waffers.

David
David
11 years ago

Right next to the Omnipotent Scissors!

benandren
benandren
11 years ago

Sold exclusively at Spatula City! Where you go for all your spatula needs!

KC
KC
11 years ago

Collect me if I’m long: you could hurt somebody with that!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Eat your salad! The power of Tong compels you!

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
11 years ago

Any relation to Pete Tong.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Thou shalt have no other tongs before me.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Oh, perfect! To go with my Blessed Bowl!

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

oh bless this hotdog almight tong

Exosaurus
Exosaurus
11 years ago

And lo, on the eight day a tong descended from heaven and it was good

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

Lettuce Pray.

chookman
chookman
11 years ago

Let Me See That Tooooooong! ~ Sisqo

Rob
Rob
10 years ago

will it exorcise my salad? it tastes bad

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Made in Hong Tong

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