I come from California

I come from California

posted on 27 Jun 2009 in Snacks

 

Photo courtesy of David Forrester.
Nuts found in China. 

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OrangeXenon54
OrangeXenon54
11 years ago

I like the maple leafs they put on there. Just in case they get it wrong and it’s actually from Canada.

Hikari
Hikari
11 years ago

Seems to be in im-POOR-ted condition, indeed.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Poor Ted has gone nuts…

SF
SF
11 years ago

California, the maple leaf state – Not to be mistaken with Carifornia, where you find NY.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Engrish… Californicated!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

They also do a microwave dinner called “English Fish ‘n’ Chips” – Impoorted from the Chelsea Smile of the United Kingdom. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I come from California, I finish at Uranus.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

So let me get this straight: These are amber walnuts that are grown in California, exported from Canada, and impoorted into China…Is that right?

dangevin
11 years ago

Stop smiling, you look like a nut.

dangevin
11 years ago

Stolen from the rich, then impoorted.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Cause we all know that the Maple Leaf is the symbol of California

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

…with Banjo on my knee !

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Also try these large apples, impoorted from the New York smile in the United States.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Unlike the Macadamia nuts that come from the Hawaiian frown.

Rigoletto
Rigoletto
11 years ago

You think those look bad? You should see the ones that come from the Cockney smile from England.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

‘Impoorted’, the opposite of ‘enriched’.

MrBill
MrBill
11 years ago

The Californian’s come is mighty chunky, no? It is from his nuts.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

The Maple from Canadian snows, the Shamrock, Leek, and Rose. What the hell has that to do with amber walnuts.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

I come from smiley poor nutty california province of Canada

Kelly
Kelly
11 years ago

the irony of “poor” and “california” in the same place at a time like this makes me think the japanese planned the whole thing… crafty bastards!

Kelly
Kelly
11 years ago

oops, i mean chinese, in this case…

stonefieldt
stonefieldt
11 years ago

The pecans are not as forthcoming about their origins. Must be impoorted from a less smiley place.

Dylan
Dylan
11 years ago

More proof that the dollar isn’t worth what it used to be.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

With a banjo on my knee…

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

Hmm… do you think there might be some sort of insinuation about the country of origin? Maybe it’s the red, yellow and blue.

Jeek
Jeek
11 years ago

I am pleased to meat you, poor Ted. I feel sorry for your retardation.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

The bad economy goes nuts!

ted john zhou
ted john zhou
11 years ago

yes, Im poor ted.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Let me get this straight………..these are nuts……….with come from the Californian smile………………….and you want me to eat this? Is this the Oriental version of Rocky Mountain oysters?

Ram
Ram
11 years ago

darn.. these californian goods .. they are always impoorted

DaVince
11 years ago

Looks more like Californada.

anonimuhs
anonimuhs
10 years ago

it even has the star(s) and stripes only its turned a bit…

Kirk
Kirk
10 years ago

poor nuts

Jake Allred
Jake Allred
10 years ago

Needs more cowbell? Meh. Needs moor nuts!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Made by ‘California’R’US’

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