I traded my inhibitions for prohibitions…

…after I see the result of my undressing.

I am always disturbed by what i get up to in my alone time…

I’m too sexy for my “having fun prohibited” shirt.

Great. Another Amish stripper.

Hypocrisy has never been more fun.

“Double standards! That’s not fair! Everyone couldn’t undress except you!!” 😀

Do as I say, not as I do!

There’s a reason why we choose to clothe ourselves… and you’re one of them.

I’m a very conflicted nudist!

Although undressing is allowed, “IT” is only permitted in private room of hotel. 😉

…Even if in the attendance of married wife. 🙂

Talk about hypocrisy…

Sounds very Catholic.

It must be a hair shirt.

That’s a decree by the emperor of Japan.

I shall prohibit this activity & by the way you are allowed to be naked.

do what i say, not what i do? or maybe “don’t do what i do, and don’t do what i’m telling you not to do”

now i’m confused….

I just did it for the example.

Bloody elitists! 🙂

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Chastity would it?

No one wants to see that in public anyway.

Look, but don’t touch?

This is what happens when Schroedinger considers being a nudist.

A classic example of the “Do as I say, not as I do” mentality.

Whew! its hot! *takes off shirt, then calls police*

removing clothes only permitted in lobby except between Saturday and Friday.

Considering it’s in Japan, the correct phrase should read:

I undress myself and procreate it.

the literal translation could not have been worse:
take off-clothes-prohibit-stop

I am naked. Do not look at me!!!

But I undress MYSELF, paint fake nipples all over my body, and run around claiming to be a wereidiot.

I intend to press charges against myself.

hey me, put my clothes back on

Hah! Screw you!

No competition allowed

I’m nude underneath my clothes

i herby sentence myself to 1 year in prison

ying tong iddle I po

Oh, I’m just so naughty! I appall myself!

When pro-censorship Republicans borrow radical protest tactics from the far left…

Needle nardle noo, to name but a few.

Someone’s having some major mood swings.

What a filthy hypocrite….

I feel particularly unprohibited today…

Stopcock.

“In other news an Attorney has just sued him self”

I hate hypocrites.

A man of the cloth, I see…

I think I’m giving myself mixed signals…

for being naked, don’t copy me folks it’s bad!

And that, my friends, is double think.