Kigurumix Dancers

Kigurumix Dancers

posted on 2 Jun 2009 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Mistretta.
Found at Japan Toys R Us. 

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SF
SF
11 years ago

I have trouble being hard when I’m depressed.

Pato
Pato
11 years ago

Kigurumix brings the strip club to your home.
Why should you go out of your way to watch dancing when you’re hard
Kigurumix, fun for all ages!

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Don’t let them dance too low when you’re hard, or you might feel very happy a bit too soon…

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

When dancing plastic figures cure me of being hard by feeling me very happy, I think I need professional help.

Mononoke
Mononoke
11 years ago

I’m sorry but I just don’t have the time to watch plastic toys dance every morning when i wake up.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It’s hard to be depressed with engrish.com!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

The sad, yet provocative moves of the Kigurumix Dancers will give your child a head start on their teenage emo years – while guaranteeing a lifetime of therapy trying to explain their odd ‘happy feelings’ toward cute, furry mascots.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I’ve been looking for a toy that will make me happy, and solve calculus problems. Thank you, Kigurumix!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

It’s like having your own private pocket pole-dancer! Always brings a smile to your face!

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

There’s a logic error in the robot. They should redesign the circuits. How could “depressed and hard” go together anyway?? 😀

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Depressed or hard? Two VERY different emotions there

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

Hey, Yellow dancer. Lego man called and he wants his head back.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Sadly, Kigurumi was recalled due to false advertising on both counts.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

They’re cute indeed, but no way resemble pole dancers!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Not suitable for children under 18 years… 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

When I was depressed I watched the Kigurumix dancing,
When I watched it dance I felt it hard,
When I felt it hard I became very happy feeling…

…And at that point, I made the most urgent ‘phone call to my Psychiatrist! 😮 😐

DieselDragon
11 years ago

This Japanese take on the traditional “Dancing Policeman” toy concerns me a great deal… 😐

Andy B
Andy B
11 years ago

I think “hard” is a bad translation of taihen, which means tough or busy in a bad way, like stressed out. Tough -> difficult -> aroused. It all adds up.

Joseph
Joseph
11 years ago

Now with a special edition that looks like Rin Kokonoe, for even more happy feeling!

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
11 years ago

This toy is a conundrum. I use it when I’m sad, but then it makes me hard.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

They forgot to mention where you need to put them to get very happy feeling.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

The clover in place of the x really freaks me out.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

the economy has forced me to watch plastic dancers when i am hard, this makes me depressed

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I find the feel of plastic strangely arousing.

Mark Schenk
Mark Schenk
11 years ago

Consult you doctor if depression lasts more than 4 hours.

GC
GC
11 years ago

When you’re hard? C’mon, they’re not *that* cute!

Kitty
Kitty
11 years ago

Pole sold separately.

*in small print* Kigurumix Dancers can not perform favors in no shape or form. Perfect gift for any lego fetish.

El Folo
El Folo
11 years ago

Y’know, I watched these little guys when I was depressed the other day. It really, really helped. It was like a small piece of comfort in this messed up world of darkness.

The day after THAT, I watched these things when I was hard. Nothing happened. I just got soft. Man, what a jip.

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

I actually own one of these things. I wonder why I didn’t laugh at the Engrish on it before I saw it on this site.

sandra
sandra
11 years ago

I want to have that you will very surely happy feeling.

JohnRichard1991
11 years ago

Depressed or hard…hmm

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

wow, they do exotic dancing?

Umi
Umi
11 years ago

Depressed and hard? How many drugs have the manufacturers taken before writing that stupid add? xD

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

It’s a Pedobear Action figure.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Great, I no longer feel depressed. Now I feel suicidal. 😉

Shadowwork
Shadowwork
10 years ago

When I’m hard, sometimes I depress it in my waistband so the dancers don’t see.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Being hard AND depressed at once? Seems like a bit of an oxymoron to me. I know I’m never depressed when I’m hard.

so
so
9 years ago

So that means they dance on a pole..?

WiNDPooL
7 years ago

It’s so bad it stops erections.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It’s happy to be hard when you’re sad, or is it hard to be sad when you’re happy?

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

So do the Kigurumix dancers remove horniness?

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