Mumblings of an old man

Mumblings of an old man

posted on 25 Jun 2009 in Drinks

 

Photo courtesy of Timothy Hines.
Alcohol made from buckwheat. 

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stonefieldt
stonefieldt
11 years ago

What do you expect when Grandpa is drunk?

kai
kai
11 years ago

Ah’m jusht teshting it, shon…hic!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

“Oh yeah? Well, Shoc Yu too grandad!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Otay!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Mumblings of an Old Man: Fancy bottle, fancy box, twist off top.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just the ticket for a skinful

captionr
11 years ago

“Tasting that flavor to make time feel flow is deep”
The old man’s mumbling sure is deep…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I imagine thay mean something like the label; “Grandfather Port”.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Shoc me? Shoc YU!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Buckwheat doesn’t shocme. It’s the price!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The old man mumbles because he was hit by his wife with this bottle.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The tasting of buckwheat has flown deep and extended the limits of its mouth.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Oh, YEAH? Well, may ANNOTUBUYAKI to you, too, you mumbling old man…!”

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

This alcoholic beverage is., Shocyu.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Buh Alfalfa! Yuh know yuh shuldn’ drink dat! Buh-weet says so!

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Ingredients: War stories, complaints on the current generation, thoughts on medicare, red 17.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“May the Annotubuyaki be with you…”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

One shot of this and you’ll feel through time.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

if the old man mumbles through 38% alcohol, he sure has lived a time worth mumbling!

blargin7
blargin7
11 years ago

Dang, that’s gotta be some strong stuff. It makes time feel flow.

moose
moose
11 years ago

It’s always been my life goal to get so drunk I mumble like an old man. Now I know I have a classier alternative than bum wine for that goal.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Oopsh I jusht peed myshelf.

Dave Buggert Orf
11 years ago

“Mayan Not U Buy Aki” – yeah, Time, you feeling that deep flow, yet?? 2012 is coming!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

I can’t drink that Mummblings of an Old Man, it keeps going on about how they didn’t have liquer stores and they had to walk three miles into the forest to make our own hooch in the snow.

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

Surgeon Generals Warning: overconsumption may cause crotchetiness, overprotection of the lawn, phrases starting with “back in my day…” and intolerance of kids today with their music and the way they wear their pants around their ankles.

Samuel
Samuel
11 years ago

Buckweat? Feels more like Buckweed to me…

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

the only liquer that makes you complain about today’s youth!

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
11 years ago

It’s like there’s a Bob Dylan concert in my mouth and nobody can afford a ticket!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

If I could *hic* save time in *hic* a bottle .. *hic* …

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

GRANDPA DRUNK IN SPACESHUTTLE

DieselDragon
11 years ago

There are many things that can be preserved in alcohol…

…Dignity, unfortunately, is not one of them. 😉

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

It’s Ohhhtay

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

“may… mayan… maya. mayan– mayannotubuyaki”
Aw, come on grandpa, have you been hitting that stuff again?

Etheral
11 years ago

May result in unclear racism

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Caution: um, uh, may cause, um, uh, random, um, uh, mumbling about, um, uh, when I was your age, um, uh, when, um, uh, taken um, uh, internally.

glee
glee
11 years ago

Korean translation fail as well.

TeeBee
TeeBee
11 years ago

Mayouwannabuy aki?

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

Son, when time feels flow is deep, you have tasted that flavour.

Casey Goranson
Casey Goranson
11 years ago

You- you know, this flavor reminds me of the crap they gave us to drink in that prison camp… lost a whole year of my life there, an’ when they broke us out, I couldn’t remember where I’d put my library card… Shoc yu, I’m not mumbling!

Brian O.
Brian O.
11 years ago

From the liquor cabinet of Ernest Hemingway!

Veggiet
10 years ago

not a comment… but I’m just wondering many of the previous commenters actually didn’t realize what was really really funny…

Cobi
10 years ago

The less than successful sequel to Memoirs of a Geisha

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

I think I drank too deep cause time was flowing really fast.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

May An not u buy Aki!

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