Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

posted on 6 Jun 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Pay no attention to those expiration dates…

 

Photo courtesy of Laura Rahubka.
Found in Lhasa, Tibet.

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ferall
ferall
11 years ago

Ancients things? we cater to your needs, the store especially for you, all stock guaranteed extremely old.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

special offer: holy grails 95 cents

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Full of whatchamacallits and thingamabobs.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

The dating service for seniors!

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Their home security system is a rolling boulder

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This just takes all the fun out of archeology!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Oh, darling, that dress is so last century…!”

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Check out our range of the *latest* computer software:
. . MS DOS 5.0
. . DECs Vax/VMS for corporate networks
. . Microsoft Windows 3.11, and
. . Microsoft BOB

And we’re now offering all of these cutting edge software packages for the super price of only $99.99 each! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Run by the grandfather of a character from The Addams Family. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Does that sign refer to the goods on offer, or the building itself? 😀

Firebert
Firebert
11 years ago

The difference between “antique” and “crap” is strictly marketing.

blargin7
blargin7
11 years ago

How much for that mummy in the window?

Yugan
11 years ago

古董肉??

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

wooooh sweet! i bet this is where my cousin got his collection of Madonna’s used diapers.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

We buy junk and sell antiques.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

This is a suitable receptacle for your Almighty Tong.

Twitchy
Twitchy
11 years ago

Ancient Thing Store; your one stop shop for certified antique stuff.

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

Ancient thing… You make my heart sing…

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

‘The Ancient Thing is… well… were not really sure what it is. But it’s very, very old and we only have one. Enjoy your shopping.”

Tan
Tan
11 years ago

it’s supposed to be Antiques Store

Nbil
Nbil
11 years ago

what are you looking for? we have only one, THE ancient thing

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

The thrift market just got old.

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

All the food is past the expiration dates

Kelly
Kelly
11 years ago

you want thingamabobs? we´ve got 20.

Ishkfe
11 years ago

Is it timeless or just ancient?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I am The Thing. For we are many.

Things.

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