Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

Paging Joan Rivers to customer service…

posted on 6 Jun 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Pay no attention to those expiration dates…

 

Photo courtesy of Laura Rahubka.
Found in Lhasa, Tibet.

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ferall
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ferall

Ancients things? we cater to your needs, the store especially for you, all stock guaranteed extremely old.

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

special offer: holy grails 95 cents

Algernon
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Algernon

Full of whatchamacallits and thingamabobs.

John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

The dating service for seniors!

Kees
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Kees

Their home security system is a rolling boulder

beechoak
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beechoak

This just takes all the fun out of archeology!

beechoak
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beechoak

“Oh, darling, that dress is so last century…!”

DieselDragon
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Check out our range of the *latest* computer software:
. . MS DOS 5.0
. . DECs Vax/VMS for corporate networks
. . Microsoft Windows 3.11, and
. . Microsoft BOB

And we’re now offering all of these cutting edge software packages for the super price of only $99.99 each! 🙂

DieselDragon
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Run by the grandfather of a character from The Addams Family. 🙂

DieselDragon
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Does that sign refer to the goods on offer, or the building itself? 😀

Firebert
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Firebert

The difference between “antique” and “crap” is strictly marketing.

blargin7
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blargin7

How much for that mummy in the window?

Yugan
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古董肉??

staplerman
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staplerman

wooooh sweet! i bet this is where my cousin got his collection of Madonna’s used diapers.

fishyfriend
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fishyfriend

We buy junk and sell antiques.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

This is a suitable receptacle for your Almighty Tong.

Twitchy
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Twitchy

Ancient Thing Store; your one stop shop for certified antique stuff.

Katie
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Katie

Ancient thing… You make my heart sing…

Niagara Powered
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Niagara Powered

‘The Ancient Thing is… well… were not really sure what it is. But it’s very, very old and we only have one. Enjoy your shopping.”

Tan
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it’s supposed to be Antiques Store

Nbil
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Nbil

what are you looking for? we have only one, THE ancient thing

Grifter
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Grifter

The thrift market just got old.

Sad Panda
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Sad Panda

All the food is past the expiration dates

Kelly
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Kelly

you want thingamabobs? we´ve got 20.

Ishkfe
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Is it timeless or just ancient?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I am The Thing. For we are many.

Things.

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