Rough and Revokable

Rough and Revokable

posted on 26 Jun 2009 in Menus

 

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Photo courtesy of Visi Wade.
Seen on a menu in a coffee house in Kyoto, Japan.

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Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

The Sausage demands your obedience.

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

To make his point, the chef roughly influenced the sausage, revoked the waffle and iced the coffee for good measure.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Mmm I think I have the Yogurt

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

If the sausage isn’t rough enough, try our punch.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Much more successful than the Tender Love Sausage.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Buddy, be careful in here. If you’re too much of a bad influence, the waffle will revoke your toast!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Is the waffle revokable with or without the rough sausage?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Looks like somebody already roughly influended the sausage.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Waitress… I know I ordered the toast, but I’m waffling right now between that and the Engrish muffins. Can I change my order?”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Oh, I see they have Iced Coffee on the menu… must be one of those “Southern” Japan restaurants, ya’ll! 😉

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

If it stuffs the rough influence sausage into its mouth, substance and a taste will spread to the limit of a mouth.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

This restaurant serves tough love.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

“The hot dog is good, but what part of the dog did it have?”

willz
willz
11 years ago

Rough sausage? No problem. I’m down to get the friction on!!!

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

The sausage is so cheap because they charge extra for the fine grit sandpaper on the side.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

this restaraunt is popular with the BDSM crowd

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Waffle change…but only if the waffle wants to change.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

The yogurt looks like soup, the sausage looks like bread, and the waffles look like pizza. Yum.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Isn’t “Selection Menu” a bit redundant?

David
David
11 years ago

Oh look! It serves us lemon tea and milk tea! I wonder if they have beer tea…

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

The Sausage is rough because it was influenced by bad influence sausage

banj0man
banj0man
11 years ago

Piglet finally get revenge.

Hikari
Hikari
11 years ago

Yes, I did like a waffle change very much, this one here was too near the rough sausage.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Unfortunately for me, I didn’t notice that bit on the menu about waffle change, and paid for my coffee with a Â¥2,000 note…

…Would anybody be interested in thirty-eight Japanese waffles? 🙂

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

If you use your rough sausage while driving, you’ll get your waffle revoked.

BLAKE
BLAKE
11 years ago

You know how the saying goes… “Aint nothin’ revokable as waffles!”

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Please, Miss, I’ll have a rough sausage, and how exactly does the waffle change go?

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

The sausage is rough and the chicken is rude and unreasonable.

Etheral
11 years ago

This neighborhood is so bad even the sausages leave a rough influence in you. The softhearted “waffles” are used to being revoked. The toast.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

I thought a rough influence sausage was something you got your first day in prison?

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
11 years ago

Don’t drop the soap!

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

I was caught eating and I got my toast revoked. I blame the bad influence of the sausage.

Yui
Yui
11 years ago

From the makers that brought you Rude and Unreasonable Chicken…

Casey
Casey
11 years ago

The influence of that sausage won’t be nearly as rough as the outfluence.

Akana
Akana
11 years ago

How will they revoke the waffle when it’s in my tummy?

McLovinYourMother
McLovinYourMother
11 years ago

How can the waffle not revoke with such tough sausage?

N
N
9 years ago

Will that be with or without the ill-permitted orange juice?

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