Seizure Susan Doll

Seizure Susan Doll

posted on 12 Jun 2009 in Toys

 

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Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘love sick’

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Shake rattle and roll.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Also available: “Amazing Intestinal Convulsion” Doll!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Pah…these young ones and their new styles of dancing…back in my day it was “one two heel toe”. Now its “spasm spasm spasm floor”!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

The design seems a little bit shaky.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

To be PC, it’s a doll made to boost epilectic kids self esteem.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

The perfect companion for Tickle Me Elmo.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Puke included but battery not included!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

There is no doubt . The feel of plastic makes me horny.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

With a face like that, I feel a convulsion coming on…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“My eyes! My eyes! I may be blinded for life…!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“My First Baby Hooker… part of the Fashionable Girls Collection!”

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

They put it at the front of the store near the cash registers. It’s a convulsory buy.

WHAT?! I told you before that Engrish puns are ALWAYS funny.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Available in Grand Mal and Petit Mal …

Bill S.
Bill S.
11 years ago

Ummm… Exactly what part of her convulses?

— Buyer (?) Bill

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Oh look, it comes with a cloth that your supposed to put in her mouth.

perstephan@gmail.com
perstephan@gmail.com
11 years ago

ROFS! (rolling on floor seizuring)

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

That thing is creepy looking. Her laser beam eyes force you into visual convulsion. Amazing,indeed. Quick, avert your eyes!

Mon
Mon
11 years ago

I just can’t imagine what they really meant to say…

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

illegitimate daughter of Bipolar Belinda.

https://www.engrish.com/2009/02/bi-polar-belinda/

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

This is what I call a doll with a twist…and turn.

Kelly
Kelly
11 years ago

that baby has whore eyes… i bet she´s a bratz doll

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Like Barbie’s Ken, the name of her companion is Julius Seizure!

Gene Vacant
Gene Vacant
11 years ago

Neurontin not include.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

EPILEPSY WARNING READ THIS NOTICE BEFORE YOU OR YOUR CHILD USE ANY FASHION DOLL A very small portion of the population have a condition which may cause them to experience epileptic seizures or have momentary loss of consciousness when viewing certain kinds of flashing lights or patterns that are commonly present in our daily environment. These persons may experience seizures while watching some kinds of television pictures or playing certain fashion dolls. Players who have not had any previous seizures may nonetheless have an undetected epileptic condition. If you or anyone in your family has experienced symptoms linked to an… Read more »

DieselDragon
11 years ago

If that’s considered a “lovely” doll over there, I dread to think what their “average” and “budget” ones are like… 😐

DieselDragon
11 years ago

OK, I’ll admit that I’m completely useless when it comes to fashion…But didn’t that hairstyle go out of fashion at the end of the 70’s? 😉

Nbil
Nbil
11 years ago

I have to remind you that this is the VISUAL convulsion doll, wait for the audio convulsion version.

Mark Schenk
Mark Schenk
11 years ago

5 speed convulsion remote sold separately.

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

With Music! Music makes better! Lets convulsion!

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

super kung fu seizure action!

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