When you gotta go…

When you gotta go…

posted on 19 Jun 2009 in Signs

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Sign went up in Duluth, GA and was up for about a week
before being replaced by “Sam’s Crab Shack”.

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derailer
derailer
11 years ago

Looks like someone finally found a way to recycle Taco Bell…

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Sam’s Crap House, where you eat what you excrete!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

The house itself may be crap but the food in pretty good!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Man…shouldn’t have hired that architect.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Lunch stop on the sh*tseeing tour…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The restrooms next to the Sam’s Club Superstore.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Service is a little TOO good… the waitresses keep coming around to see how you’re doing,… and MY “business” is NONE of THEIR business!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The crappy food is terribly good!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The owner was a former employee of Sam’s Crab House down the street. He has a non-competition agreement with his former boss and the only option for him is this crappy restaurant.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Home of the Original Steamed Crap with Rice!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

. . . where being a pack rat never felt so. . . awkward.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Looks like Georgians don’t take their Korean food so seriously.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

I’ve had enough of your potty mouth!

Khymera
Khymera
11 years ago

My friend shouldn’t of slept with that waiter, now she has genital craps.

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

Jimmy: Ugh. I’m full.
Billy: Yeah, full of crap you louse.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Audience are requested to remain seated throughout the performance!

willz
willz
11 years ago

Sam’s crap is legendary, compared to all of the other lower quality crap. Our crap is large, fresh, and made to order. Man o’ man, Sam’s crap is good sh*t!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

This must be where all the unbought Snuggies and Sham-wows! go.

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

Try the chocolate mousse!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Using the bathroom costs extra!

shaunmc
shaunmc
11 years ago

What about this Crappy photographer? Keep your thumbs off of my Crap House!

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

It looks like the City Wok restaurant in South Park may have a competitor chain to worry about soon.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

The food is steamy but never cooked.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I bet he regrets employing those cowboy builders! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Public lavatories run by private companies, carrying recognisable branding and in competition with one another?

Only in America… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

A dice house? In Georgia? I thought only Nevada had legalised gambling! :O

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

The owner tried to open a rest area that looked really inviting for the whole family…

buffy
buffy
11 years ago

Please light a match on your way out.

Senobarr
Senobarr
11 years ago

Everything about the place is just crap, the food, the service, and the atmosphere!!

Luna
11 years ago

I wonder if there’s anybody that has actually followed what the comments said. That’d be a show….

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Discount toilets at Sam’s Crap House. Next to Lon’s Poop Shack.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Endorsed by Ex-Lax and Preparation H.

Slider
Slider
11 years ago

So good, you’ll crap your hands.

Kyle
Kyle
11 years ago

The fourth little pig used an eco-friendly building material.

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

thats a pretty fancy bathroom

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

hmmm, where do you want to go out to the bathroom tonight hunny? i’m feeling sams crap house, we haven’t been there in a while

Lone Wolf
11 years ago

Home of the hot “fudge” sundae

pinkbunny
pinkbunny
11 years ago

I’ve actually been there. And believe me, the first sign was more appropriate!

Ishkfe
11 years ago

“Excuse me. Could you tell me where the restrooms are?”
“Wherever you want.”
“So, that smell is not coming from the kitchen, right?”
“Kitchen?!”

Bobby
Bobby
11 years ago

Pretty fancy lookin’ toilet!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Sam’s Crap House…We’re Full of It!

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

Oh, so that’s what Shitake sauce is all about.

jared
11 years ago

Where constipation means you’re full

It's the me
10 years ago

Please note an important distinction: this is not a “Store”; this is Sam’s Crap “House”.

sushi
sushi
10 years ago

Complimentary matches with every doggy bag.

globetraveller
globetraveller
10 years ago

A sh*tty branch of Sam’s Pizza Land

Megan
10 years ago

Where’s the urinal?

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

I’m impressed. I only have a drawer full of crap. My ex got all my crap.

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