Anatomically correct; politically incorrect….

Anatomically correct; politically incorrect….

posted on 29 Jul 2009 in Chinglish, Containers

This one means I get paid more…

Photo courtesy of Henry Lao.
Found in Chinatown Oakland.

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John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Its only different when you see them…well…Bare!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I thought teddy bares were androgynous.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

You’re right… Goldilocks has been HERE too.

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

Bears and Kum cars sold separately

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

I can’t bear to look

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

“Hey, you’ve got an innie and I’ve got an outie.”
“Yeah, and our belly buttons are different too!”

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

“Ugh.. Wanna trade?”

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Aww… Who says romance is dead?

uptonnoblestu
uptonnoblestu
11 years ago

‘ just blow on your fur and see what you’ve got! ‘

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

no, they’re BALLS… not BELLS…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

And now we know how to tell the difference between little boy bears and little girl bears: the colors of their diapers!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Open the cover of the pencil case and there’s the romantic stuff !

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Can only be purchased with the guidance of an adult.

dangevin
11 years ago

No, you can’t touch mine. You already broke yours off.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Why is it different? I have a ringy-ding dong and you don’t!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

The pink one can attract dozens of blue ones. That’s the difference.

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

“Ok, I showed you. You can stop staring now…”

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

The pink one has been ‘dismembered’!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

This is when mommy bear opens the door and her heart stops.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Everytime you touch it I get a muscle crispation and go into action.

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

Charmin’, the best for bell bottoms.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

This one means I get paid more…

…And this one means I get laid more!

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Girl Bear: “Hey, you’ve got a delicious snake in there!”

Bill S.
Bill S.
11 years ago

I’ll show me mine if you’ll show you yours.

Huh?

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

And she got to play with my dingaling …

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

If you go out in the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You’d better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears find their genders

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

The relevant crazy warning did not mention a thing about this….

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

These are the children of the April World bears.

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

“Huh? That wasn’t there last time I looked…”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Boy: Nyah, nyah, I’ve got one of these, and you don’t!

Girl: That’s OK. My momma told me that because I’ve got one of these, someday I can have as many of THOSE as I want!!!

captionr
captionr
11 years ago

…and that’s how papa bear and mama bear met.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Why it’s different?
That’s not a question.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Children, please pull the things you are imagining to enjoy yourselves as possible as you can.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Maybe they’re typical teddies – nothing under the hood – and those are looks of baffled disappointment….

Sashi! (not really)
Sashi! (not really)
11 years ago

“Hmm… HEY! this reminds me of a light socket! Plug me in!”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

How many teddy bears does it take to s**ew in a…oh WHAT am I SAYING????

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Girl bear: So that’s why boy bears can run faster than girl bears! They have ball bearings and a stick shift, too!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Boy Bear reply to Girl Bear:

That’s right! Hey, grab my stick shift and I’ll show you just how fast I can…ummmm….run

H1N1
H1N1
11 years ago

Just barely!

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
11 years ago

this pencil box replaces all those videos from middle school! ☺

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

well, they’re obviously not shy about it!

Nicholas
10 years ago

Girl Bear: “I think a bit of your stuffing has come out”

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

give biologist more time to firure out why, then you’ll see the difference…

starfish
10 years ago

nothin’ says Romance like 2 cartoon bears examining themselves.

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