And then we gonna pinching your tuch….

Ouch, what’s that in your pocket.

As Mae West said: “Are you packin?”

Hold me close and let my new club tuch your heart…

… by Viagra!

Reach out and tuch someone!

Can’t Tuch this!

By the Untuchables!

You’re giving me palpatuchins

Not to be confused with Old Club… which was notorious for tuching just about everywhere else.

Don’t touch my tuch!

Watch those hands, buddy; that’s not my heart!

“I said Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin’ for some tuch…….”

All the hip heart surgeons in Hokkaido get their groove on at New Club

…and you gonna getting laid.

I tried tuching a girls heart. I ended up getting arrested for sexual harassment.

You obviously failed anatomy.

But first, we gonna copping a feel.

Please recommend not tuching your heart without proper lubrication.

New album by Jerry Darlak and the Buffalo Tuch

“Tucha Jasiu. . . .”

Where will it be, when will it open, and will the drinks be reasonably priced? 🙂

By the look on her face, it’s not her heart that he’s trying to touch… 😉

New Club: Touching the heart in many better ways than the Old Club.
(But neither can reach the heart nearly as quickly or as effectively as my Sword… 🙂 )

In case you gonna loosing your tuch….

The Old Club never tuched my heart like the New one.

Is that a club in your heart or are you just happy to see me?

and then we’re gonna tuching lower….

I feel violated… But in a good way 😀