Brown rice?

Brown rice?

posted on 6 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

No better way to end a good Chinese meal…

Photo courtesy of Rommeij Delaney.
Photo taken in Jodhpur India.
I believe they meant ‘rice pudding’.

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Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

Snap, Crackle, Poop — Rice Crappies!!

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

And for the main course – Pooping Duck

David
David
11 years ago

Rice Pooping – fresh from the cow-mooing meadow!

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

Try that poop thing with the restaurant’s favorite banana bustard.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Oh-oh! Shouldn’t have had the “Rice & Saurkraut Special” before eating all those pancakes…!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Adds a new meaning to “just desserts”…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Banana-Honey-Spam and Pancakes…
Pancakes-Banana-Honey and Spam…
Banana-Spam-Honey and Custard…
Custard-Pancakes-Spam and Poop…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Aw, man! Mice got into the Rice Pudding mix again…!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

It’s better than the Lice Pudding from the Chinese Restaurant across the street.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Rice Pooping. A specialty of the the Woo flun dung

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

All over you like white on crap

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

It’s nice to have a little variety after all those pancakes.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Poopeye with extra virgin olive oyl!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

How appropriate that it comes last.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

This is a dessert best ordered to go.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I’ll NOT have the #2 special.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

That’s not chocolate you’re looking at…

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Since when are pancakes considered dessert?

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

That last item makes those banana, mint, and pork pancakes seem palatable.

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

The more you eat it, the browner it gets.

Na-dan
Na-dan
11 years ago

I would love to have some pancakes… FOR ME TO POOP ON!

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

1. Sweet corn soup
2. Pineapple pancake
3. Banana custard
4. Rice pooping
5. Repeat as necessary.

ShadowClone
ShadowClone
11 years ago

“…and coming out in the rear, ‘Rice Pooping’. Those are our items for dessert, sir. What would you like?”

commander beatdown
commander beatdown
11 years ago

I gotta take a dumpling.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

that explains the piece of corn I found in mine.

Akana
Akana
11 years ago

I would totally order that just to see if they wheeled out a little bowl on wheels with a toilet hanging over it and a guy straining on said toilet…
I’m not eating rice for a week thanks to that lovely visual I just gave myself.

Pablo
Pablo
11 years ago

Nothing beats rice pooping after sushi eating!

BLAKE
BLAKE
11 years ago

They seem to catch wild rice at the wrong moment.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Umm…I think I’ll have the pancakes?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

If you eat all those pancakes you’ll feel waffle…until you’ve had a good rice pooping.

UserIsThis
11 years ago

I wonder where it comes from…

Trish
Trish
11 years ago

after a meal like that i bet rice isn’t all you’ll be pooping

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
11 years ago

What’ll it be, pancakes or poop?

Dave
11 years ago

That’s not rice…its maggots….

Jecfinn
Jecfinn
10 years ago

Damn, I always order the wrong thing!!

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