Cleanest salads this side of Yokohama…

Cleanest salads this side of Yokohama…

posted on 18 Jul 2009 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Paul Pinson.
Menu found in Osaka, Japan.

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Made with pure Irish Spring water.

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

Makes you feel all warm and bubbly.

Samuel
Samuel
11 years ago

Finally some clean food!

dangevin
11 years ago

99.44% delicious!

dangevin
11 years ago

“Wash your mouth out! And eat your greens!”

OtisM
OtisM
11 years ago

Lo-cal snack for the dirty mouth dieter

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

And for dessert: toothpaste.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

to cleanse your system…

SF
SF
11 years ago

Soap is tofu by another name.

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

Now with foaming dressing!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Want some ranch shampoo with that?

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Well, they did tell me they washed the salad…

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

An effective combination of roughage and scrubbing bubbles!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I should’ve checked the menu *before* ordering cake for dessert. It was bad enough when they bought that toothpaste to my table a couple of days ago…And now this? 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

A useful part of the kids menu for mothers with foul-mouthed children. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Trust me…After eating enough of that salad, you’ll probabally *need* the soap! 😮 😉

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Your choice of dressing is Ivory, Dove, Dial, and Caress.

littlefuzzykit
littlefuzzykit
11 years ago

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Yes, our salads are fresh, and clean as a whistle too!!

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

“Eat some salad and clean up your act!”
“No shoes, no shirt, no soap scum”

Ian C.
Ian C.
11 years ago

Finally, you can get truly clean salads.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Those vegetarians are trying to wash our mouths out!

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Try Bath and Body Works “Warm Vanilla Sugar” dressing!

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Oh, you thought that was shaved parmesan?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Now you can eat your salad and wash the dishes at the same time!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

That’s what you get for describing the appetizer with such foul language, mister.

Lollerskate
11 years ago

Sure they’re economizing with this meal… They don’t need dishwashers now.

Gene Vacant
Gene Vacant
11 years ago

Side dishes at Burger and Sand.

Lisa
Lisa
11 years ago

When Zest opens up a restaurant.

PTL
PTL
11 years ago

Well, you can’t complain about poor sanitation.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

don’t drop the soup!

Patrick Barnes
Patrick Barnes
11 years ago

At Garden of Olives, yo can enjoy our salads, breadsticks and supes at a decadent price

John M
10 years ago

Salad and Soap – good way to get an enema after eating that disguisting salad!

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