Creepy grass sign

Creepy grass sign

posted on 7 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of HKhung.
Found in China. 

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Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Funny, usually Grass makes ME smile.

SF
SF
11 years ago

When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the grass smiles at yoooouuu ….

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

When the wind blows, that’s the grass smiling AND nodding at you!

SF
SF
11 years ago

… but just start grinning and I walk on you!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Walk on by

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Please detour or get DEVOUR!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The WEED is laughing.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Please detour – to the nearest convenience store and get me a few bags of potato chips.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, grass smile at YOU!

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

The dandelions are laughing at you behind your back. Feel free to step on them.

Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Don’t mind the grass, it does that to everyone.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The mulch, however, thinks you suck.

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Will brake for smiling grass.

Ursula
Ursula
11 years ago

The grass is especially smiling up at me if I walk over it in a skirt.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

And the shrubberies are plotting to stab you in the back.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

It’s a very insincere smile.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Children of the Grass – Avenged Are the Mowed

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Smile though your lawn is drying,
Smile though your willow’s crying…

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

This must be Tommy Chong’s lawn.

blargin7
blargin7
11 years ago

Damn perverted grass. Stop smiling when I step on you.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Oh, look, Harold! That grass is smiling at us! Quick! Get a picture!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Did you just hear somebody say “Cheese?”

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

The grass is smiling because the leaf blower just went by.

Bill S.
Bill S.
11 years ago

I have the same effect on women.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

The grass smiles at you… until they see you have a lawn mower.

willz
willz
11 years ago

I love it when grass smiles at me, cause I’m high on weed too.

Soundgarden
Soundgarden
11 years ago

….please detour, otherwise the grass is no longer responsible for what happens…

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

This grass must be in the cow-mooing meadow I’ve heard so much about.

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
11 years ago

Go West

Use magic potion

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Watch out! Grass has trench coat and white van.

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

The grass may be smiling, but that’s only because they know the trees are plotting.

Isabeau
Isabeau
11 years ago

Good thing I always wear clean undies.

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

It’s the Cheshire Cat!

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

In the UK, this sign reads “the grass is smiling at you, so sod off!”

littlefuzzykit
littlefuzzykit
11 years ago

Oh look, this grass is smiling. What a refreshing change from crab grass.

Linder
Linder
11 years ago

In Communist China, the grass smiles at YOU!!

Water  imp
Water imp
11 years ago

“Honey, the grass is smiling at us! Get the Polaroid!”

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

“The grass is smiling at you. Please detour.”

“The sidewalk, however, is a dick. Feel free to walk all over him.”

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

The reader is laughing at you. Please sad.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Don’t even THINK of letting your dog crap here!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

“Hey, didn’t I just see that same grass a few blocks ago? I think it’s following me!”

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
11 years ago

“I always feel like, the grass is watching me”

(Tribute to Michael Jackson, who sang background for the song ‘Somebody’s Watching Me’ by Rockwell)

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Acid trips in China…akin to Strawberry Fields Forever.

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

“The lunatic is on the grass…”

Lilly
Lilly
11 years ago

Because the weeds are spreading rumors about you.

Ishkfe
Ishkfe
11 years ago

Help! The grass is smiling at me again!

Lil_Torres
Lil_Torres
11 years ago

I’ll smile back again and ask may I have ur number?

commander beatdown
commander beatdown
11 years ago

Smiling grass is nice, but the emo grass cuts itself.

Luna
11 years ago

I feel violated in so many unexplainable ways….

Pablo
Pablo
11 years ago

If it stares, just mow it down!

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