Creepy grass sign

Funny, usually Grass makes ME smile.

When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the grass smiles at yoooouuu ….

When the wind blows, that’s the grass smiling AND nodding at you!

… but just start grinning and I walk on you!

Walk on by

Please detour or get DEVOUR!

The WEED is laughing.

Please detour – to the nearest convenience store and get me a few bags of potato chips.

In Soviet Russia, grass smile at YOU!

The dandelions are laughing at you behind your back. Feel free to step on them.

Don’t mind the grass, it does that to everyone.

The mulch, however, thinks you suck.

Will brake for smiling grass.

The grass is especially smiling up at me if I walk over it in a skirt.

And the shrubberies are plotting to stab you in the back.

It’s a very insincere smile.

Children of the Grass – Avenged Are the Mowed

Smile though your lawn is drying,
Smile though your willow’s crying…

This must be Tommy Chong’s lawn.

Damn perverted grass. Stop smiling when I step on you.

“Oh, look, Harold! That grass is smiling at us! Quick! Get a picture!”

Did you just hear somebody say “Cheese?”

The grass is smiling because the leaf blower just went by.

I have the same effect on women.

The grass smiles at you… until they see you have a lawn mower.

I love it when grass smiles at me, cause I’m high on weed too.

….please detour, otherwise the grass is no longer responsible for what happens…

This grass must be in the cow-mooing meadow I’ve heard so much about.

Go West

Use magic potion

Watch out! Grass has trench coat and white van.

The grass may be smiling, but that’s only because they know the trees are plotting.

Good thing I always wear clean undies.

It’s the Cheshire Cat!

In the UK, this sign reads “the grass is smiling at you, so sod off!”

Oh look, this grass is smiling. What a refreshing change from crab grass.

In Communist China, the grass smiles at YOU!!

“Honey, the grass is smiling at us! Get the Polaroid!”

“The grass is smiling at you. Please detour.”

“The sidewalk, however, is a dick. Feel free to walk all over him.”

The reader is laughing at you. Please sad.

Don’t even THINK of letting your dog crap here!

“Hey, didn’t I just see that same grass a few blocks ago? I think it’s following me!”

“I always feel like, the grass is watching me”

(Tribute to Michael Jackson, who sang background for the song ‘Somebody’s Watching Me’ by Rockwell)

Acid trips in China…akin to Strawberry Fields Forever.

“The lunatic is on the grass…”

Because the weeds are spreading rumors about you.

Help! The grass is smiling at me again!

I’ll smile back again and ask may I have ur number?

Smiling grass is nice, but the emo grass cuts itself.

I feel violated in so many unexplainable ways….

If it stares, just mow it down!