Creepy grass sign

Creepy grass sign

posted on 7 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of HKhung.
Found in China. 

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Lora
Lora
11 years ago

If it’s smiling at you, you should keep of the grass…both kinds!:-)

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

It won’t be smiling after my dog does his business on it…

XD
XD
11 years ago

I saw this near the Olympic Bird’s Nest! 🙂 There’s another odd one just like this that saws something different.

Michelle
Michelle
11 years ago

it sounds really nice in Chinese, it indirectly asks people not to step on the lovely grass ^^ but the translation makes it so creepy~~~

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

If it’s smiling at you, better keep off the grass… both kinds. 🙂

(I just noticed my first caption had typos, so I rewrote it. It’d be nice if you could delete your caption if you wanted to.)

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
11 years ago

And the fountain is pulling out a gun…

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

what the future of ecospirituality looks like…

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Listen creep, if you look at me like that one more time i’m gonna kick your grass…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

And wear raincoat under weeping willow.

Aaron
Aaron
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, grass smiles at you!

Deborah
Deborah
11 years ago

Stalker grass!

Blake
Blake
11 years ago

Yeah, remember what your mom told you: “Don’t talk to strangers or grass!”

Hiro-san171
Hiro-san171
11 years ago

Then you will die seven days later 0_0

yoyo
yoyo
10 years ago

Keep off the grass! It can lead to poor translation.

lolDori
lolDori
10 years ago

I bet it wont be smilin’ when I step on it.

Fredrick W.
10 years ago

Well, that’s one way to get people to keep off…

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Next week, it’s gonna wanna go clubbing with you! O_o

hoihoihoi
hoihoihoi
10 years ago

Not until I get the lawn mower started, stupid pull chain.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Smoke the grass dear!!!!!!!!!!!!

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

I guess it’s not CRAB grass!

Get it? Crab grass. Crappy. Hello?

*Crickets*

don
don
10 years ago

let me see if you’ll still smile when i piss on you..

waffle
waffle
10 years ago

Yea and what happens if I use a lawn mower? Just asking.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Oh god, after 9 years of psychoanalysis they told me my paranoia was cured, but now . . . . aaaaaaaaaiiiiieeeee!

Kurt Hudson
Kurt Hudson
10 years ago

No toke 🙂

Najmi
Najmi
10 years ago

i guess when the grass smiling you means you’ll be seeing disaster, do not feed the toilet with paper

Katy Dunlap
Katy Dunlap
10 years ago

Slowly…. it senses your fear.

John
John
10 years ago

Grass wants your chops. Dont chop grass.

Rawr
Rawr
10 years ago

“Psst. Bill! Meet me in the grass. Oh, wait, it’s smiling again. Meet me in the weed patch.”

HardRockMark
10 years ago

A nice change after the rose bushes flipped me off

AgiDrew
AgiDrew
10 years ago

The blue caterpillar will give you directions

Doff
Doff
10 years ago

I like a happy lawn.

spintamer
spintamer
10 years ago

Actually, I am allergic to grass, so I guess I can take it as a threat!

Mousaey
Mousaey
9 years ago

It’s OK, just smile and back away slowly…

Kwan
Kwan
9 years ago

Funny things is the Chinese means the same.

Gwen
Gwen
9 years ago

This isn’t really a caption, but I actually saw that sign.

Oreo W.
Oreo W.
9 years ago

Oh, that explains that creepy green van over there…

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

But, but… what if I want the grass to smile at me? Do I still have to detour?

takatomon
takatomon
9 years ago

“noooooo. the grass isn’t laughing AT you, it’s laughing WITH YOU!
——————————————————————————————–
stop smiling like that! you’re creeping me out!
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so THAT’S what a shhhh eating grin is! ohhhhhhhhhhh!
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please don’t walk on the happy faces
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look, she’s smiling at you… fertilize her already!
——————————————————————————————–
lucky sod!
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watch your back tourist! you’re on astroturf now! see this blade?

JKT84
JKT84
9 years ago

And don’t listen to the flowers either.

Darian or so
Darian or so
9 years ago

What if i don’t detour?

Jamyskis
Jamyskis
9 years ago

It wasn’t me. That smile came from the grassy knoll.

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Oh yeah you smiling at me?

*stomps on grass*

Not anymore…

*walks past*

adrasl300
adrasl300
9 years ago

Well could you please tell it to stop.

snackycakez
snackycakez
9 years ago

Damn, couldn’t you at least give me a riddle to solve?

Kojinka
Kojinka
9 years ago

Smiling grass?! When did we get into the Mushroom Kingdom?

Riri
Riri
8 years ago

OoOoOoOoO I DARE THY GRASS TO A SMILING CONTEST! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

If you see the grass smiling at you take a detour to the nearest psychiatric ward.

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
8 years ago

I’m sorry, but if my lawn smiled at me I’d get a lawnmower straight away…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

But it sticks its tongue out at you when you’re not looking.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Welcome to the Salvador Dali National Forest.

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