Don’t walk through that door!

Don’t walk through that door!

posted on 21 Jul 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortenson.
Sign found in Japan.

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izmaelis
11 years ago

It’s just like doors with GPP from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Ah It must be Midvale School for the Gifted.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Is Rich Little doing porn stars now?

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Pontiac: we built excitement, and impression, once!

Don
Don
11 years ago

Won’t you be excited as a giant pendulum knocks you face down into 18 inches of wet cement ! Join us inside !

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The backdoor says ” Now you have the depression for the rest of your day”

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

“If the house is a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’, come on in.”

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Is that an egg roll or are you just excited to see me?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Put the gun down!

David
David
11 years ago

And you’ll leave feeling sadness and broke, at once.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“The Viagratron 5000! The latest in Holosuite Virtual Reality! Try it now for the first 30 days… FREE!”‘

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

I just have to get the right foot in the door…

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

I demand excitement and impression.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Sure you will – but what about the woman?

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Oooooh! Aaaaaah! -*- Now what ?

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Stimulation will cost extra

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Messing with glass leaves abrasions and concussions, NOT impressions!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Nah, instant gratification takes too long.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I will experience excitement and impression. You, on the other hand, will experience boredom and depression! 🙂

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

This store is awesome! I got these DVDs called “Baby Maker” there!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Customers are constantly coming and going.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Surgeon General’s warning: excitement and impression, when taken simultaneously, can be hazardous to your health.

Hayaru56
Hayaru56
11 years ago

Brothels are getting more and more subtle…

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Experience the excitement and feel the impression at once…

…Have a fight! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…Then I will step back, realise that it’s a carnival mirror I was looking into, and that I’m not as good looking as I’d been led to believe.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…Because it’s compulsory.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Pizza Hut refused to deliver ever since the “incident”

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

That must be an exciting comedy club.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

I *will* also marvel at the rock-bottom prices. And I *will* enjoy the excellent customer service. May I please enter the store now, sir?

McLovinYourMother
McLovinYourMother
11 years ago

A japanese man with an erection walks into a wall…

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Somebody’s hooked on Prozak.

JMS Stinnett
JMS Stinnett
11 years ago

They have damn good manequins!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

you wanna go get some breakfast afterwards?

Myself
4 years ago

Is an impression like an anti-erection?

Myself
4 years ago

It’s the Orgasmatron from “Barbarella”!

Myself
4 years ago

So…you wanna see me experience excitement and impression at once? It’s pretty cool to watch.

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