Fresh Air

Fresh Air

posted on 9 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Christopher Cheung.
Found in China.  

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Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

We aim to please! You aim too, PLEASE!

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

If you hit the rim, you’re a GONER!!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

There’s nothing like a civilised urinating to bring fresh air enjoyment.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Woman who cooks meat and pees in same pot very unhygienic.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I love the smell of ammonia in the morning.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Gives a new meaning to ‘sh*t hitting the fan’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

And what is so civilized about peeing in the dog’s food bowl?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

If you don’t pee civilized, you can’t have any fresh air. How can you
have any fresh air if you don’t eat pee civilized?

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Two streams? Some might be bitterly disappointed to find out it’s just one to a customer. Unless you’re an opossum.

Eric Hegwer
11 years ago

Found at the Asparagus farm.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I didn’t know the Chinese enjoy stinky fresh air in the toilet!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

But until you’re finished urinating, you must stay in here and endure the results of your uncivilized actions.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Any urinating elsewhere would just be uncivilized.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Capital One: What’s in Your Urinal?

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I’d like to know what I can enjoy after finishing a civilized defecating. All I know is that it’s probably not fresh air.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

And any three shakes more continuing, maturbation is.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

(Typo) And any three shakes more continuing masturbation is.

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

But meanwhiles we urge you to hold your breath while urinating. We hope it doesn’t take too long. 🙂

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

And if you can’t be civilized, urine trouble.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

And not a moment sooner! And wipe the commode when you’re done! And put the seat down afterwards! And don’t forget to flush! And zip up your fly! And then, and only then, are you allowed to enjoy the fresh air, young man.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

We aim to please? More like we aim two place!

Bill S.
Bill S.
11 years ago

OK, now this is some dang good Engrish.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Now we know: the melting pot of civilization is a urinal.

Yuna
Yuna
11 years ago

Why is he peeing with one leg in the air?

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

How come his uhhh “unit” is hanging down from his chest?

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Now that you’re done, step forward for civilization.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I’m not sure what’s civilized about forked urine stream and peeing on one leg.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

New from Glade, the Urine Air Santitizer. Just attach and go!

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
11 years ago

What I read from it is that it’s some kinda air dryer. I’ve seen toilets with built-in water squirters and air dryers. They always tell me I spend too much time in there, though.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Bathroom signs…a little too graphic.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

It seems that the civilizeds have a “different” anatomy, strange urinating devices, or put their socks on while doing it. All three are probably correct.

Etheral
11 years ago

Sometimes, the most civilized thing to do is to pee on a wallet.

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
11 years ago

So that’s why it’s called the gentlemen’s room…

Harald
Harald
11 years ago

Prince Albert perhaps?

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Is he peeing through his arm or is he really hung?

Pablo
Pablo
11 years ago

Do not expect fresh air when rudely crapping!

enLique
enLique
11 years ago

Is that a penis, or a person holding one leg up? If it were a penis, it’d be protruding from the abdomen.

katie
katie
11 years ago

nothing like a civilized pee on a brick to freshen the air

Egypt-chan
Egypt-chan
11 years ago

You may also enjoy sake while making civilized small talk with other urinators.

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
11 years ago

But if you conduct an uncivilized urinating, we cut off your supply of oxygen.

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

Etiquette School for boys.

“Now read it with me class: if you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”

“but why?”

“Because Little Johnny, then the air will smell fresher!”

“Mrs. Jones, these kids are old enough to understand that. Take down the kiddie sign and put up a new one.”

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Uncivilized urinating pisses us off.

casey
casey
11 years ago

No uncivilized pee

yoyo
yoyo
11 years ago

Wees and breeze.

Nicholas
10 years ago

Ohh that is how you do it! I never knew. Thankyou for the visual aid…

Lauren
Lauren
10 years ago

Yuna, thats how the chinese pee, you didnt know?? 🙂

ihart
ihart
10 years ago

If you miss we will find you enjoying your fresh air and the staff will make you clean it up. Smile your on camera

Jwaz
Jwaz
10 years ago

After the urinating its off to the foxes. Cheerio.

don
don
10 years ago

does the picture depicts a man with his foot up against a wall while urinating? poor guy he never enjoyed fresh air afterwards…

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-
10 years ago

what’s “uncivilised urinating” then?

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