How rommttc!

How rommttc!

posted on 31 Jul 2009 in Toiletries

Just don’t expect me to call the next day…

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Photo courtesy of David Sterry
Toilet paper found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Oh you silltty potpourri, I confess, I need you to get rid of all these dingleberries in my life. But can’t you see that despite all your sweet talk, I’ll just use you and cast you aside?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Before you even know you need it, rape.

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

silly potpourri. How can dead, dried leaves enrich the world around me? I guess i’ll never know it.

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

Whatever happened to honnestty in advertising?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Silltty is a typo. It should be Shhitty.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Hell, I’ll take two boxes please! Now excuse me, I need to go break up with my boyfriend.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Sllitty Potpourri knows it is the only one that can complete your life.

It has been watching you from the dumpster behind your apartment. It likes to lick the hairbrush you threw away.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Blaze I laughed so hard my soda went up my nose! Funniest caption I’ve read in a while! Thank you!

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

Hey potpourri, I get home at 8. Why don’t you slip into a niiiiice comfortable dish and…oh! you’re already here! Wow…before I even knew I needed you. Amazing.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Just don’t be an asstthole

DieselDragon
11 years ago

TTY Pot-Pourri? I know that my computer hasn’t been cleaned out for a while, but surely it doesn’t smell THAT bad?… 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

When you know that you need something a bit “special”…Something like the person who came up with that text! 🙂

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Don’t confuse me with the Sandpaper… you’ll end up bellydancing!

Ren
Ren
11 years ago

Let the rich stink of river mud carry your weary mind downstream.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

I want you inside me, Silltty Potpourri! DAMN! You’re for external use only!!

Slider
Slider
11 years ago

My sediments exactly..

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Nice try, Silltty Potpourri, but I’m not falling for that line from a home scenting product again. A can of Glade air freshener already broke my heart.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Wow, bathroom romance.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Hmm… this potpourri smells like the bottom of a river!!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

The latest Japanese innovation: Dual-purpose toilet roll…Cleans AND freshens! 🙂

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

You know you’re high when dead flowers claim they can enrich your life.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Silltty Potpourri: when sannddy potpourri is too abbrassive and cllayyey poupourri is too stickkyy.

Bill S.
Bill S.
11 years ago

Does it smoke when it’s done?

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

i like my slutty potpourri

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

This “Silltty Potpourri” better be a code name for a blow-up doll.

Squitty
Squitty
10 years ago

Oh, Silltty Potpourri! Scott has never been so romantic, so I choose you!

John van Rooyen
10 years ago

WWhatt?

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