I could use a new head…

I could use a new head…

posted on 25 Jul 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Okko Sprey.
Found in Chiang Mai Thailand “BigC” Superstore.

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J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

That’s good; I’ve always wanted to have an elephant head…

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

You can be any head you like or maybe a dinosaur.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

They are far ahead of the competition.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

I’ll take, two please because as you know: two heads are better than one!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

They sure are thinking of crazy disguises for brothels these days!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Great, so just head for me then 🙂

captionr
captionr
11 years ago

Gears you need for an undercover mission in the African safari.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Well, you know what they say… if it wasn’t attached…!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Just in case you’ve lost your head…

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Who says you can’t get ahead in this world?

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Don’t wrap my new head, please. I’d like to wear it when I meet my friends at the food park.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

Wow, the heads must have been very popular; all they have left are caps!

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

owned by a Female Head Merchandizer

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Just what I need – a little head.

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

They’re committed to giving head!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Tipping your hat? That’s the way it used to be, now it’s Tipping your whole top!

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

Sort of like the sign that’s posted in Al Gore’s house: “New Cap and Trade.”

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Plastic surgery at discount prices, conveniently located near the food court!

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

And in our “Michael Jackson Junior Department” all boys pants are half-off!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Going on the sign above it, this stand also doubles as a sale area, a food park (Presumably meant to be “Food court”) *and* a toilet, too! 😮

…Now at least two of those things were never meant to go together, but I suppose this *is* the decade of progress… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Whenever one needs a new body part in the Western World, they have to go to the hospital, full in a whole pile of forms, then sit on a “waiting list” for six years. In Thailand however, everything’s self-service and there’s no waiting about at all!

…And yet us Englishmen still hail our land a “modern” country?… 😀

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Heads are at a discount. Brains are at addidional cost.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

I’ve seen a better head on a beer.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Insert Bill Clinton joke here.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Got head?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

If I wanted a head I’d go buy some lettuce.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Great sales pitch! Illegal, yes. Enticing, certainly.

unpc
unpc
11 years ago

I wonder if theres a New Boxer & Cock store?

scott
scott
11 years ago

Buy a hat, get some head? =P

John van Rooyen
10 years ago

Well, it beats going through the whole plastic surgery process.

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

buy two heads and get one brain for free!

Eli
Eli
10 years ago

would you like some head with that?

Isaac Clarke
Isaac Clarke
9 years ago

One of my killers would take interest on those, I don’t want him taking off my head.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Got anything microcephalic?

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