Man Friend’s Rule No, 1

Man Friend’s Rule No, 1

posted on 1 Jul 2009 in Clothing

 

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Girls just have poker faces!

Jazzy
Jazzy
12 years ago

What! No call girl?

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Apparently playing poker is only for Catholic priests and gay guys.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

But I thought that’s why they called it “poke ‘er” night…!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Rules for the playing of gay strip poker…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“I’ll see your wife and raise you two girl friends…”

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Now I know what they are going to bury Michael Jackson in.

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Yeah there’s nothing like having your Ace in the Hole without girls around.

Taterman
Taterman
12 years ago

That’s right guys, don’t even call them AFTER the game is done… We wouldn’t want the finished game to become not interesting.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Seems that “man friend” translates to “pre-adolescent boy.”

Xila
Xila
12 years ago

Why did Bill invite his wife to the poker game? Doesn’t he know she has cooties?

Blaze
Blaze
12 years ago

The Japanese are at the forefront of gender equality.

Outside the Tokyo Casino, a big banner:

“GIRLS SUCK!”

Spiritos Asper
Spiritos Asper
12 years ago

“Hey, prohibition, you wanna play?”
“Yeah, sure”
“You can’t Haha”

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
12 years ago

FINALLY! A worthy replacement for my “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

No problem-I belong to the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”

Alex
Alex
12 years ago

Important advice for all chunkily penised boys.

Bill S.
Bill S.
12 years ago

A call girl in the game COULD be interesting…

DannyDaWriter
12 years ago

Is Feman allowed?

theillen
theillen
12 years ago

Poker?! I don’t even know her!

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Man Friend’s Rule No, 2

Avoid your man friends at all costs if you want success with the ladies.

Snoozerpoo
Snoozerpoo
12 years ago

This MUST become a shirt in the Engrish store! I absolutly must have this to display why men have poker night, darts tounrnaments, etc. Cause they really hate us, fellow ladies, face reality. Tho they usually are willing to hump us after they go to the titty bar…

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
12 years ago

The game becomes not interesting because the call girl becomes more interesting.

DieselDragon
12 years ago

But…..There’s a female dealer running the game at my table. How is that supposed to work? 😮

DieselDragon
12 years ago

To involve a girl in a game of Poker isn’t merely a prohibition…It is in fact a serious breach of social etiquette, and likely to lead to a charge for sexual harassment too! 😮

DieselDragon
12 years ago

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear… 😉

(Seen in a Tenessee pub that had a poker room at the back of the premesis.)

DieselDragon
12 years ago

Hmmm…I have a bunch of playing cards in my left hand, and a cell with my girlfriends number in my right.

I wonder which of those might give a better night than the other?… 😉

Alaina
Alaina
12 years ago

Poker: It’s not for girls!

DieselDragon
12 years ago

[General comment]
I support Snoozerpoo’s suggestion that this should be made into a T-Shirt, especially as this is IMO a good example of classic Engrish and might be a fun thing to have available for trips to Vegas and similar destinations. 🙂

There’s also an informal Poker tourny that’s run every so often at a gay bar not far from me, and I’d love to wear one of those shirts just for the sheer irony if nothing else! 😀
(And although I’ll double-check with a friend or two first, I don’t think any lesbians will find it offensive. 🙂 )

Anon
Anon
12 years ago

> The Japanese are at the forefront of gender equality.
> Outside the Tokyo Casino, a big banner:
> “GIRLS SUCK!”

Are you sure that means what you think it means?

Firebert
Firebert
12 years ago

Got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, when to walk away, and when to run.

lolo
lolo
12 years ago

this is SEXIST!….what about shemale?

Bob*
Bob*
12 years ago

oh, a gay poker party? cool! when?

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

I see your bet, and I’ll call your girl…

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

One of the many fine numbers from the Lady GaGa fashion line.

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

I can see why the game would become less interesting. After all, what would you rather pay attention to: a call girl, or a bunch of cards?

Dave
Dave
12 years ago

That’s right…man friend’s rule #1: bros before hos.

Adelaide
Adelaide
12 years ago

Because girls have short attention spans.

Marc
Marc
12 years ago

Wasn’t this from the Little Rascles?

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

Poker for elementary-school boys, gay men, and sexist (or misogynistic) men.

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

Eight-year old boy #1: Are you sure we shouldn’t invite girls?
Eight-year-old boy #2: Yes! Girls are cootie-farms, stupid!

Kenku
Kenku
12 years ago

Sexist poker! Try it today!

ZER(o)
ZER(o)
12 years ago

Funny, my shirt says the exact opposite of this. Then again, I specialize in strip poker.

Jessica
Jessica
12 years ago

Sorry, Annie Duke!

Egypt-chan
Egypt-chan
12 years ago

Also, no girls in playing the secret club in the treehouse, because that is Man Friend’s rule No. 2.

Sam
Sam
12 years ago

Ethan: Get lost, Amy, girls can’t play poker!
Aidan: Yeah, girls are walking cootie factories!
Amy: It takes one to know one, jerks!

bridget
12 years ago

“the thing called a girl”!? WTF…?

Hardee Harhar
Hardee Harhar
11 years ago

liquor in the front and poker in the rear but no girls during a game, lol.

Jeremy
Jeremy
11 years ago

yes friends, no girls aloud. allow them no here! I am fun having.

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
11 years ago

This is the second official t-shirt for No Ma’am, Al Bundy would be proud to wear it.

adrasl300
adrasl300
10 years ago

Heh I stopped believing in cooties when I was….Hey Ive never believed in cooties! Girls are cute!!!

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