Relevant Crazy Warning!

Relevant Crazy Warning!

posted on 28 Jul 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Eduards Skuts.
From Chinese videogame.

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Joseph
Joseph
11 years ago

Ugh, my crazy just went into action…\

Now a flashlight is leading me on a long journey so that my muscles don’t crispate. That warning was relevant to me, but did I read it? No…

DocRock
DocRock
11 years ago

Ack, my muscles are crispating!

Dan Hoey
Dan Hoey
11 years ago

I’m amazed that “crispation” is a perfectly cromulent word that appears in the OED. It means a slight contraction of tissue, as in gooseflesh. Eye crispation would be a little scary, though.

Nicholas
Nicholas
11 years ago

Muslce crispation? lol

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

Bottom line: WARNING! If you read this whole thing, you’re crazy.

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

what about the game emperor ?

WeiszGypsy305
11 years ago

Uhoh, I have sense of Vision, I must go on long journey better the treatment.

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

I have been on engrish for so long I think I feel the relevant crazy action in my brain and my muscles are crispating! I did not realize my crazy appearance. I must take a long journey to the treatment now.

(I love how the only part of this manual written to make perfect sense is: “please read this manual carefully”)

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

“lose the consciousness”
trust me, you won’t need it….

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Help! My muscles are all crispy and smell like Shake N’ Bake!!

eazyduzit
eazyduzit
11 years ago

Attention: operation game is a no go. I repeat: operation game is a no go. This operation has been terminated since the game empress has improper lighting conditions. That’s pretty much all I understood from that chunk of horse sh!t .

Murilo Silva
Murilo Silva
10 years ago

Reading this is driving me crazy!

Poppy
Poppy
10 years ago

I wonder what the rest of this manual says…

Spencer
Spencer
10 years ago

1. What’s bad about variety in sense of vision?
2. Why does the EMPRESS have to rest?
3. Can’t I take a SHORT journey to the treatment facility?

Vueiy
Vueiy
10 years ago

The game empress will make you relevant crazy!

lauren
lauren
10 years ago

is it bad that i get eye crispation while playing mario??

quietpanther
quietpanther
10 years ago

I guess “crazy” is a more popular synonym for “erratic” … but … context………….

Hannah
Hannah
10 years ago

Oh I really wanted to play but unfortunantly I suffer from crazy disease…

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

i guess you can’t get in then

don
don
10 years ago

relevant crazy warning? how did a crazy warning became so relevant?

Lala
Lala
10 years ago

superhumannnnn……….

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wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

takea lookea at this crazy manual before playing TV game.
you’ll be crazy after reading the hole thing…

Grassy Commentator
Grassy Commentator
10 years ago

Whoa boy! after a dozen joints I finally…. heheeh… no I still don’t…. wait…. there’s this certainpattern thing and then the Empress…. yes! I got it….well, no, not really, roll another better!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

this is all about crazy

tom
tom
7 years ago

Now wait just a minute.. that crazy warning wasn’t at all relevant

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

NOTE: If you did not get crazy after reading this manual, you’re ready to play. Congrats!

Myself
4 years ago

Oh no! The member of my family went into action! It appears to be the crazy and relevant condition of illess! I guess I should at any TV game of operation before right away!

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