Tasty beers and free snakes!

Tasty beers and free snakes!

posted on 26 Jul 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Tom Burke.
Found in China hotel.

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Lollerskate
11 years ago

What!? No Bears?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Not responsible for injuries. Snake Charmer costs extra.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Ah, you can really taste the venom in these snacks.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

something nice to bite you with

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Some restaurants seem to invite their guests to participate in pest control…

Yugan
11 years ago

Delicious snakes are served for free. Just catch them yourself.

Arnas
Arnas
11 years ago

Free snakes and sweats. God bress your life and family. Good luck!

Destinii Haruya
11 years ago

This reminds me of another Engrish I found in a book; “complimentary glass wine or bear”. Now you get snakes too! It’s a positive menagerie in here!

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

Q: Excuse me, do you serve snakes?

A: Sir, we’ll serve ANYBODY!

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

That’s why I hate snakes, they get everything for free.

motordog
motordog
11 years ago

Umm…don’t you have any pretzels or peanuts?

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Even though they’re free, Its still kind of a rip-off. I usually *charge* people to eat their snakes…

Mike
Mike
11 years ago

I’ve had it with these monkey lovin’ snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

C’mon Eve, let’s go get a beer!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

The venom is just an added promotion of this fabulous deal!

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

I usually hear that they taste like chicken….

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

I have had it with these mother****ing snakes in this mother****ing bar!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

MMmm! File snakes waterlily bulbs and beer. Good aboriginal bush tucker.

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
11 years ago

It just slithers down the throat.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Well! They do say, that the only thing that isn’t eaten in China, is the table.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Asnakes head isn’t quite what I expected, when they said you would get a head on your beer.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Nothing special about this. Chinese people eat a lot of snakes and they like to eat the gall raw with wine. The foreign beermaker finally know how to capture the chinese market.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I guess Indiana Jones won’t be coming here anytime soon…

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

These things are tasty and have a distinct bite to them.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

“Or if your child asks for a fish, would you give him a snake?” Well, maybe.

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

Samuel L. Jackson: “Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing bar!”

Ian
Ian
11 years ago

So, what’ll be your poison?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

You brought a snake!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Nothin’ like a cold beer and bowl full of snakes.

Audinac
Audinac
11 years ago

You’ll get free beer, if you can survive the snakes

Lanz16
11 years ago

Waiter: What can I do for you?

Customer: 1 King Cobra smoothie please?

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

the foot saloon down the road has free toe jam for the crackers

Spritle
Spritle
11 years ago

Hey, bartender! What’s with this smoothie? I want my strawberry snake!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Don’t let samuel jackson in.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I’ll let Indiana Jones handle this one.

RBFG
RBFG
10 years ago

You’ll also get a free snake for attending the Indiana Jones vs. Samuel L. Jackson bar brawl!

Yuki
Yuki
10 years ago

Nice to meet you, Shall we snake hands?

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

delicious snakes…its one of those “Cool Food” in china?

WhiteWolf
WhiteWolf
9 years ago

Perfect! Just what I wanted to eat. Snake.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– And three milk snakes for kids, please.

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