The Knockout Kum Car – Dangerous AND sexy!

The Knockout Kum Car – Dangerous AND sexy!

posted on 27 Jul 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of W.A. Davison.
Photo of toy and label put together.

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Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Now this is what I call a sex drive!

Mike Critchley
11 years ago

Having lived in Japan 18 years, I’m more or less immune to wacky English produced by translation software in Japan and the rest of Asia. But this….I’m still laughing as I type this. You couldn’t even think this stuff up if you tried. It’s hilarious!

JJBin
JJBin
11 years ago

Children….don’t play it alone if don’t understand the rule. Parent should guide them. That’s all folks!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

It’s like a pedophille’s dream toy.

DropkickMurphy
DropkickMurphy
11 years ago

please don’t head bang against it while rocking out hard on your kum car

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

the last time a gave a ride to an exotic turtle she turned my car into blastrovan

Jbar
Jbar
11 years ago

Chinese children must learn to read Engrish at a very young age. . .

Saroe
Saroe
11 years ago

“Please don’t hit your head against the product or your head will be wounded”. One, I guess that’s why they call it the “Knockout Kum Car”. Two, you know they only put that there because someone else tried it…

Debboe
Debboe
11 years ago

Doesn’t the knockout kum when you hit your head with this toy/

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

“Children, please pull the things you are imagining to enjoy yourselves as possible as you can.”

but please, not in public….

suiboM
suiboM
11 years ago

You want to know how your little brother came to be?

“The hammer of the kum is under the bridge”

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

So this is Mike Tyson’s new toy line!

Dave
11 years ago

Horny Little Buggers!

To
To
11 years ago

holy crap haha, “please pull the parts you are imagining to enjoy yourselves as possible as you can”

Jackson
Jackson
11 years ago

Not in my car, you don’t.

joe
joe
10 years ago

I did a little research, and to much sadness, the Knockout Kum Car, along with the Amusing Duck have been banned from Store Shelves in Australia! Why would they not want children to play the beautiful melody while regarding themselves as beetle cars?

bryan
bryan
10 years ago

“Kum” should be xylophone in English. Someone just didn’t know how to translate it from Cantonese into English. I hate the fact that other language words are accepted but not Chinese, just on the fact that it sounds sexual, which is totally irrelevant here.

John van Rooyen
10 years ago

Sounds like my kinda ride!

Jeremy
Jeremy
10 years ago

thats she what said.

Geraint Jenkins
Geraint Jenkins
10 years ago

I’d play the lullaby, but I’m too tired to do it. Without the lullaby I cannot sleep. Oh the conundrum!!!

don
don
10 years ago

*splatter* ughh… got to sing the lullaby..

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

pls don’t hit your head against the product…No it’s don’t hit your head with the product cuz you’ll be knocked out…yaa yaa.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

The hammer of the Kum is under the bridge…

That’s what she said.

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