18 and older, please.

18 and older, please.

posted on 5 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Watch out, Pop Rocks and soda – here comes the AC-3…

Photo courtesy of Obis “now I know what that
hole in the subwoofer is for” Cygma.

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popper
11 years ago

The equivalent of a nuclear bomb…

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

It just rips you apart from the inside

popper
11 years ago

Enjoy your LAST home theater experience!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It’s fart-tastic!

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

If i want those wonderful, crazy, explosive feelings, i’d rather go to the sexphone competition.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“… and for those who like to ‘swing’ for their enjoying fatacies, we have the AC/DC-3…”

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

The AC-3 Home Theater System: It will BLOW YOU AWAY!

No, seriously.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

My fantacy is the cexphone competition. It definitely gives me explosive feelings.

dangevin
11 years ago

That hole isn’t the air intake…

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

With TNT Dolby Surround Sound

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Crazy, explosive feeling mostly occurs when trying to read the set-up manual.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Go-Go Gadget Home Theater System!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

It’s so realistic I feel like I’m actually here!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Having written “Subwoofer” on the subwoofer itself doesn’t leave too much room for FANTACY.

Erik
Erik
11 years ago

AC-3 is actually the technical code for the Dolby Digital audio encoding.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

OK, sir, here’s how it works. What’s that? Yeah, sure, it’s a stereo speaker………at least that’s what we tell the wife, haha. OK, now……..you just put, um, “it”, right in that hole…………no! not now! Wait’ til you get it home! This is a floor model. No, there is no “trying it out” here, sir. I guarantee that wonderful, crazy, explosive feeling, or your money back. Of course! Would I lie to you?

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

‘Cause it’s T-N-T,
It’s dynamite!
T-N-T,
And it’ll win the fight!
T-N-T,
It’s a power load!
T-N-T,
Watch it explode!

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

“18 and older, please.”

Yeah… like THAT’s going to work…

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I read somewhere that the model number on the box is actually a misprint. It should read “NC-17” insted.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Welcome customers in the “Fantacy Home Theatre Sound Systems” enjoy. Please keep all arms and legs inside the ride, and follow the instructions given by the operator at all times… 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Don’t forget: In some states – Despite what it says on the box – You do in fact have to be 21…

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

For the secret to the contents, drop the A and increase the integer by 1.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

Recommended for viewing “Apocalypse Now.”

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

Comes with a coupon for a free Diet Coke/Mentos combo.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Another fine product from Kinyo… enjoyment for the Kinky-o

Arnas
Arnas
11 years ago

Finally, I can play Final Fantacy 7!

ENKC
11 years ago

It sure gives new meaning to ‘wood cabinet’.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Sounds like they need the internet, not home theater.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

It looks like they took the picture of the product in the basement.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Warning: May cause loss of hearing, loss of sanity, loss of limbs and loss of life.

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

Speakers for *real* audiophiles.

Spritle
Spritle
11 years ago

Gee, I wonder what the hole is for….

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
11 years ago

hmmmm sorta feels dynamite-y

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