Carnie Notice

Carnie Notice

posted on 31 Aug 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Courtney Vien.
Rules found at playground in Shenzhen, China.

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

6. Carnies must have 10 or fewer teeth to enter…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

This game must be rigged.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

If there’s one thing that carnies hate, it’s hullabaloo.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Paying to enter the carnie is illegal in 49 states…just so you know…

SF
SF
11 years ago

They’re just trying to avoid carnage in the carnie … The 8th circle of hell.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Carnies, enfants and Hullabaloo, priceless!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Mes enfants sont “A Le Carnie”, par accidence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“the user or his keeper” … sounds like a software license.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Enfants con Carnie. I love Mexican food.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Carnies must provide their own spit cups.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The consequences will be fed to the carnivorous dogs.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I thought the carnies in the US were creepy.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

HULLABALLO ALERT!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

You must be at least this tall to read this notice…

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

4.5 In order to avoid syntax, carnie is forbidden in the riding.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

“Okay, honey, stand still while mommy practices her knife throwing.”
“I’m sorry, ma’am, only canie enfants between ages 3 and 12 are allowed to use the items.”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

This one is so freaking funny I’m speechless. Total writer’s block.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

(Muffled PA system squawk…)

Keeper? KEEEPER? Return to the Carnie at ONCE to take your consequences!

You are hereby charged with contributing to uncivilly sportful juvenile hullabaloo and trampling of the greenbelt!!

Your person will be dis-established at once!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

This is China. No carrying out of Hullabaloo.
Here under any circumchances.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

All carnie keepers indulging in uncivil enfant hullaballo, will be sent to our scattering facilities.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

What an unusual notice to find at the entrance to a Rodeo arena… 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

6. The enfants intending to use the carnie who read and understand this notice are refused, and asked to please use the University next door insted. 🙂

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

To the carnie’s uncivilised taboos, ‘carnal pleasure’ should be added.

Lid
Lid
11 years ago

I felt so self-conscious riding in the carnie.

CallieWL
CallieWL
11 years ago

I need to know WHERE I can spit.

David
David
11 years ago

Just I do not want your hullabaloo.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

We must post a copy of this at L’Enfant Plaza in Washington DC.
And hencely rename the place “Carnie”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Somehow I suspect the Carnie has never attempted to call a 12 year old an “Enfant”.

Otherwise there’d be no Greenbelt left to trample!

Meatgolem
Meatgolem
11 years ago

Stomping of the blackbelt is ok, however

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

4. It does NOT put the lotion in the carnie or else it gets the hose again.

Bassmint Stile
Bassmint Stile
11 years ago

No hullabaloo, No trampling the greenbelt, No riding the carney!?!?!
But, those things were featured on the brochure!

Jax
Jax
11 years ago

The items can be used only by enfants who are between 3 and 12 years old?

What about us 13-30 year old toddlers?

Rice1
11 years ago

I thought spitting was the carnie way?

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

this carnie is no fun!

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
11 years ago

I accuse myself of the following crimes;

I have seduced carnie members of both sexes
I have trampled the greenbelt areas
I deliberately spitting every were in order so spread disease to my wife and other carnie members
together with other carnies, I have ridden in the carnie, wrecked carnival cleanliness, polluted the water supply, and guided eurasion rockets to air-strip one by use of coded radio signals…
I’m glad I was caught, I was mentally deranged.

Sean
Sean
11 years ago

I am not my user’s keeper

yutiyfiyufyu
10 years ago

Small hands, smell like cabbage.

lil kim
lil kim
10 years ago

damn the hullabaloo!!

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

Better to avoid the carnie altogether…

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