Glorius Future

Glorius Future

posted on 15 Aug 2009 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Alva Worden.
Found on a t-shirt in Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

But I’m just a thick dog.

mother nyx
mother nyx
11 years ago

Knonledge is powder.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

“What will I do with knowledge and learning? A pile of bones, a pound for my rivals and a cute bitch is all I need for a glorius fyoochur!”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Yeah, Glorius, sure.
TEN Ph.D.’s and I’m STILL just a shaggy, mangy MUTT!

tyooligoffer
tyooligoffer
11 years ago

A little Knonledge can be a dangerous thing.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I finally have an excuse for making my dog fetch those heavy encyclopedias. It’s good for him!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but apparently you can teach them to read.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Learning brings knowledge; knowledge brings SPELLING!!!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Sit… Roll over… Go read the paper…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I have a glorius future: a roof over my head, a yard to play in, free food, no responsibilities, and all the butts I can sniff!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Dreams and hopes are born of knonledge, but ignorance is blinss.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

It’s called “Fetch”… I throw it and you bring it back to me. It’s not rocket science!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

It is now RECREATION PERIOD in the PEOPLE’S COMMON AREA. Our ESTEEMED CHAIRMAN has assigned you as Fido’s SUPREME MASTER. Strict adherence to the approved list of the PEOPLE’S COMMANDS will assure Fido’s GLORIUS FUTURE.

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

A dog’s education to heaven.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

That woman pictured on today’s engrish looks an awful lot like a dog.

(Cheesy I know, I’m just kidding!) =)

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Looks like the Japanese take even obedience school seriously.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

That’s a dog’s life.

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

Spoony said: “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but apparently you can teach them to read.”
Unfortunately, it’s harder to teach them to spell.

Chaosweaver
Chaosweaver
11 years ago

http://www.doggles.com/

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear Doggles…

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Unfortunately, the shaggy dog’s future wasn’t so glorius, as after the shirt photo-shoot, he had to be in a movie remake with Tim Allen.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

The kingdom of doG is coming!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Theorem:

A. If dreams and hopes are born of knonledge, and

B. If knonledge is the opposite of knowledge, then

C. The proof exists that ignorance really IS bliss!

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

I already knon dat!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Staring Tim Allen

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

the only way this dog gets a glorious futur is if he doesn’t end up lining the collar of a coat!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

You can lead a horse to knowledge, but you can’t make him drink.
You can lead a dog to knowledge, but you can’t make him think!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I’m Australian. Who is Gloria.

Stephan
11 years ago

Fiered!? What are you of meaning I’re fiered!?

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

In dog we trust.

KDE
KDE
11 years ago

But whoever wrote this needs to learn how to spell; they’re never going to get that “glorius future” without a bit more “knonledge.”

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Wow, seems like a smart dog… do you think IT can spell ‘knowledge’ correctly twice in a row?

Lucy
Lucy
11 years ago

Fine print: Results may vary. No claims regarding a Spelling Bee Championship are to be inferred.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

When obediance school promises too much.

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

The future’s a b****!

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

assurances from the public school system

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
You can lead a dog to knowledge, but you can’t make him think. 🙂

Wm Jas
11 years ago

Did Tarantino design that?

Brad
Brad
10 years ago

Yeah, that’s nice, but you still needs to fill-out this application

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

It’s Glorious Leader’s dog… Glorious Future.

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