Hello, I’d like some loom service?

Hello, I’d like some loom service?

posted on 7 Aug 2009 in Signs

No, the sign’s correct — that’s the concierge’s name.

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Found in Japan hotel ‘robby’.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

What do they call the back? Bruce!

popper
11 years ago

you come in with your valuables and you leave without them.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I’ll just make a reference to the Information Hall of Meat, and my ratings will soar. Right?

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Oh , go lent a loom, peeper!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Does housekeeping leave Super Cola Candy on the bed at night when they come in for turndown service?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

We have an entire “Robby” staff. There’s Front Robby, Back Robby, Desk Robby, and Ruggage Robby.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Also near the Front Rounge

Classic Steve
11 years ago

We have robot service here.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Hey, Loom Service! Can you send Front Robby to room 1001 please.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Always on the cutting edge of robotronic technology, Japanese hotels are testing the capabilities of robots in their customer service.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

An amorous young Jap named Robby,
Was caught making love in the lobby,
The boss was offended,
For it was never intended,
To screw all the guests for a hobby.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

I think he prefers to be called “Robert” now.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I hear the back is stealy.

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

He goes with middle Chip and back Ernie.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Freeze, give me all your money! Also, enjoy your stay at Hotel BJ!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

But you forgot to add the name of the Front Desk manager:

FLUNTO

(At least that’s the Japanese pronunciation…)

blargin7
blargin7
11 years ago

Well at least he’s nice enough to be up front with it. All the other hotels rob you in your sleep.

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

Concierge may be responsible for missing or stolen items.

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

The hotel has a gym where you can work on your rats.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Robby Robby so they say,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out next day,
He kissed them too,
He’s funny that way.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Loom service? So solly sir. There is a machinery repair worshop two blocks down.

James
James
11 years ago

it’s actually his twin brother that you have to watch out for. Backdoor Bobby.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Scooby Doo’s Sign Designing Service

Brad
Brad
10 years ago

Would you have your berrhop take my ruggage to my loom prease?

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