Hey Mack…

Hey Mack…

posted on 11 Aug 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Brett Spyker.
Toy from Taiwan.

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izmaelis
11 years ago

Mack is awesome! I want one. Bite my apple!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

So good you just can’t expect it.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Would you like to Super Size your awesomeness?

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

He’s a real man; his “Hard Actions” outdo even Schwarzenegger’s!

popper
11 years ago

If you were edible, would you be Super Tasty?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Happy Meal prizes have gone high-tech in Taiwan!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I was hungry so I ate him… now I list a little to the right.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

For Hard Action Play Only; Not For Eating.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Battery Operated for hard action play of many kinds.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a battery-operated bun…!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Super Mack Meat for play by Yung Lo Toys

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Only hard action skateboarders can list.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

McDonalds wanted to sue for trademark infringement, but the toy was just too unexpectedly wonderful.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Big Macs don’t make me want to skateboard as much as they want to make me take a crap.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

That’s a Big Mack! And his “Special Sauce” is rather unexpected indeed!

dangevin
11 years ago

Inside the toy, there’s a little tiny bag of fries and a drink.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

This looks like a McDonald’s ad campaign. . . designed at a Grateful Dead show.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

What a wanderful gift to the lonely ladies. The hard actions are superb!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Only you listen to me, Super Mack. You’re my only friend!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I think actions of any kind would be hard for a burger.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Let’s play with our food really hard!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

He can do everything but walk the straight white line, on account of the listing and all.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

The Mack Daddy’ll make ya
Jump! Jump!

The Daddy Mack’ll make ya
Slide! Slide!

The Super Mack’ll make ya
List! List!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

You deserve a sliding, listing, whirling, jumping break today…

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Mommy, can I have an electronic whopper for Xmas?
Oh, yeah, and a skateboard too?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Excuse me, I’d like to exchange this skateboarding hamburger — I ordered mine without onions…

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Engirsh.com: Home of the Super Mack.

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

Listing is so hard you can’t count how many calories you need to burn.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear,
And it shows them, pearly white…
…And someone’s whirling (listing, sliding), round the corner,
Could that someone, be Mack the Knife?

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Ya want fries with that?

Chaosweaver
Chaosweaver
11 years ago

Are you sure this shouldn’t be a hot dog instead?

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

You deserve a break today, so roll out and hard action away with Super Mack. We do it all to you.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

He’s not wearing a helmet. He could fall and suffer bun damage!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

He’s decorated with stars and stripes. He’s the Star-Spangled Burger!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Also available: His twin sister Super Patty!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Roses are red,
Some socks are black,
Won’t you please be my Super Mack? 😉

Thut
Thut
11 years ago

Finally, a toy that enjoys a spirited bit of “listing.” To think of all the lonely hours I spent listing by myself as a kid.

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

Mac OS XXX

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Even though I forbid you to expect my wonderful show, give me some appreciation. I’m out here busting my buns for you folks!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I wanted to call it the “Mac Daddy” but for some reason marketing wouldn’t go for that.

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

Hey babe, don’t you wanna play with my battery operated super mack?

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

another unexpectedly delish item from the meat & plastic kitchen

Spritle
Spritle
11 years ago

I could take the title & the paragraphs & photohshop them onto vibrator packaging & no one would notice.

LoL Productions (Goons Division)
LoL Productions (Goons Division)
11 years ago

Macking you hard.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Now Mommy can have fun too with Super Mack’s hard actions feature!!

Scottie
Scottie
10 years ago

Let’s watch Mack put on a show!

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

i’n so interested to see ya show.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

I can’t wait to watch the hardcord listing competition at this summer’s X Games.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Who’s your Super Mack?

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