Less filling?

Less filling?

posted on 26 Aug 2009 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Peter Lohse.
Chinese product found in Denmark.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I really need to take those glasses off.

popper
11 years ago

Designed for alcoholics…

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

“Let’s Beer Great!”

(Coincidentally, IIMNM, bear is also called ‘beer’ in Dutch!)

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Engrish beer: keeping bears pantsless since 1996!

cheezcat
cheezcat
11 years ago

what about ugly and hard beer? would they sell a sad beer version?

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

So… you can get a beer the size of a garbage can? That makes my heart feel very happy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Family size beer container. GREAT!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Tastes Soft! More Pantsless!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Two bears, one heart. There’s gonna be trouble when the Happy Beer runs out…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Took the words right out of my mouth!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… BEEEEEEEEEER!
Is there nothing it can’t do?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

See how happy the little boy bear is? He must have had a beautiful, soft beer.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

It is great to drink beer with a happy heart and a healthy liver.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Coors Light?

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Its love at first drink!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Beer: getting you laid since 9000 B.C.

dangevin
11 years ago

“Here’s a bowl full of flowers, Gretchen.”
“I thought you said you had beer back at your den.”

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
11 years ago

‘Of course, we were surprised when the Asahi company offered to provide us with free waste paper bins for our rehab facility’.

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

“In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here. And when we’re gone from here, our friends will be drinkin’ all the beer.” Tom T. Hall

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Tastes Soft! Less Pants!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Flowers are fantastic,
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

Lollerskate
11 years ago

Delicious snakes are served for free with each happy beer!

Lollerskate
11 years ago

Also, the bin is for puking.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Yup. That’s one happy bear. Only the beer is soft !

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

This was my dad on beer 5 of the 6 pack. There was a different jar for beer 6 said something along the lines of “I’m not your real father”….or whatever.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

My heart feels happy, but my liver is crying. Maybe he needs more beer.

L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
11 years ago

softly and dry!

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

This waste bin speaks to me because when I think flowers I think beer .

Also little bears need to put some little pants on before little girl bear threatens him with a restraining order.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

“yeah I was at the flower shop too”

“yup getting drunk at the old flower shop”

Homer Simpson

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Dutch beer: Soft, strong, and very very territorial!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Two bears, one heart…

Imagine how *that* would be handled in a divorce settlement! 😮

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

So the baby bear said to his girlfriend, who answered him:

Can we drink beer?
Yes we can.

Does it make us happy?
Yes it does!

Can you see my woody?
Yes I can!

space age donkey
space age donkey
11 years ago

Oh good, they gave me a big can to vomit in.

David
David
11 years ago

When I have ten beautiful and soft beers, my head can feel very spinning.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Danish ≠ Dutch, folks.

Austin Kendall
Austin Kendall
11 years ago

looks like a trash can to me. yummy! Who want trash-beer. It tastes like old grain.

that person over there
that person over there
10 years ago

better than sad beer! *shot*

Tolya
Tolya
10 years ago

Ahhh… Love is… When I have a beautiful and SOFT beer… Our Heart can feel VERY happy…

lolDori
lolDori
10 years ago

yeah beer does that.

Ed
Ed
10 years ago

rofl. Had to look twice to see what was wrong with this one. Living in Holland I’m used to read Dutch as well as English. Most of the time I do not notice in what language a given text is written.
The reason I had to look twice; Bear in Dutch spells beer.

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

So, with your beer, you get a complimentary…puke-basket? Real good deal (not)!

VK
VK
10 years ago

Happy Beer, Loving Pair!

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Beer getting people laid since 2350b.c..

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

After about 5 or 6 Stella’s, I usually have a VERY happy heart as well Mr. Bear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy, where’s my beer? I can’t sleep without it!

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