No tab… we put it on your ransom note.

No tab… we put it on your ransom note.

posted on 4 Aug 2009 in Buildings

A mojito and ten feet of nylon rope, please…

Photo courtesy of John Thomas.
Found in Nishinomiya, Japan.

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

It’s a great place for kids to come in, get drunk, and then take a nap.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

This place really brings out the kid in you. Then they take it.

popper
11 years ago

What better place to get rid of your kids?

popper
11 years ago

One cocktail for me and a 30-minute nap for my son, please.

popper
11 years ago

No, maybe my son will take the cocktail AND the nap…

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Leave your tip in the briefcase under the counter…un-marked bills so no one gets hurt.

Benji's Mom
Benji's Mom
11 years ago

I sure as hell don’t want to visit their “swap meet.”

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Please note that this bar is on the second floor… OF THE BASEMENT! Perfect.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

You can’t kidnap the willing…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Hello, Stranger… buy a girl a drink and take her away from all this?”

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Well at leas they’re honnest about it! You can’t say you weren’t warned when you stepped in it, so don’t complain if the tab is a bit hefty.

dangevin
11 years ago

I’d like a vodka chloroform.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

They don’t take marked bills and they don’t take American Express !

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

$50,000 for a beer? Oh, I see, the parents pay that…

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

No cocktail umbrella, please. Just a metal file will do.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Would you like to sit in the gagging or non-gagging section?

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

There seems to be a lack of windows here.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

“Yes, I’ll take this teddy bear, this ruler, this cardboard-box, and this piece of string. Mmmmmmm.”
-Mr. Herbert

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

This place is better than Club the Kids.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

It orders another drink or else it gets the hose again.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

“Brandon | 3:32 am | Vote: 4 0
Please note that this bar is on the second floor… OF THE BASEMENT! Perfect.”

Question: How do you kidnap anyone to a sub-basement 2 levels down and expect to make a getaway from the cops if you have to?

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

Looks like Elmo got kidnapped!

*note* the Japanese in Erumo is technically speaking, Elmo

g.r.
g.r.
11 years ago

“A mug of beer for me and a cloth soaked in chloroform for the kid.”

David
David
11 years ago

I was actually looking for Bar Assault, but I guess I’ll have to settle for this.

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

It’s the kind of place where you just slip in, and disappear into the crowd……………..forever!!!

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

…After the second drink things got hazy. I woke up with a bag over my head in some guy’s trunk!

ENKC
11 years ago

A great place to take out your family.

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

I sure as hell don’t want to visit their “swap meat”.

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, your troubles are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knows you’re name.

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

Erumo = Russian Emo.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

If you though the Long Island Ice tea was bad, try the Kidnap.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

You’ll be held captive by the excellent drinks and service!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Okay, joke time…a guy walks into a bar. He never came back out.

Trish
Trish
11 years ago

i can imagine the bouncer..”preeze reave your rope and duct tape under your coat until rast call”
lame joke of the day: why was 6 afraid of 7?..because 7 8 9!!!

Fatal-Noogie
Fatal-Noogie
11 years ago

If you hand us a fake I.D., we won’t call the cops, we’ll call your parents … with ransom demands.

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

drinks served in small unmarked glasses from bottles with no labels

Bryan
Bryan
11 years ago

All they serve are Mickey Finns.

Lilly
Lilly
10 years ago

But what if a person is willing?

Cadaverous
Cadaverous
10 years ago

So that’s where Madeleine McCann is!

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