Remember to wipe first…

Remember to wipe first…

posted on 13 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of James Richardson.
Toilet paper found in Vietnam.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I suppose it depends on what your kissing.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Must be Irish.

Yugan
11 years ago

Kiss my… toilet paper

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

No Engrish.com, I object! Kissing upon viping can be disastrous! 😀

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Kiss me, hold me, squeeze my Charmin…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Gene Simmons’ marketing prowess has invaded the bathroom…

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

C’mon ….give it a roll!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, toilet paper ki. . . nevermind – they never had toilet paper.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Try the new French for that deeper clean!

zomgwtfbbq
zomgwtfbbq
11 years ago

“Kiss Me”. The love story between a toilet paper and a toilet seat. Catch it at a cinema near you!

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

Potty Mouth!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Please, no tongue.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

The multinationals state their requirements for Vietnamese employees.

dangevin
11 years ago

Pucker up!

dangevin
11 years ago

Okay, just on the cheek.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

I hate it when my bath tissue gets too needy.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Funny, the toilet always says that after I have too much sake.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Lips that touch toilet paper shall never touch mine.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

“Is that brown lipstick?”
“Uhh…no.”

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

You know, most people practice with a pillow…

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

Not in front of the kids hun…….

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Spoony | 1:41 am | Vote: 8 1
“Must be Irish.”

Aha. We’ve found the Blarney Pot.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Sign: Deposit pho and cha gio HERE.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

New, from Porcelain God, Inc.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

This peculiar bit of Victorian-era innuendo was quickly bowdlerized from later printings of Alice in Wonderland, and remains virtually unknown today.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

I found this in the pay toilet, and now I’m Sixpence None the Richer.

(sorry)

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

Quite a pucker you got there.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I’ve heard of pillow talk, but this is just wrong

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

“Aha. We’ve found the Blarney Pot.”

OOPS.

Should’ve said “BEGORRAH, we’ve found the Blarney Pot!”

OK, I’m obviously not Irish, or I’d have thought of it the 1st time.
So…Don’t Kiss Me.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

what a charmin paper!

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

Chocolate kisses…

Brad
11 years ago

Y’all can kiss my asswipe!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I dunno, the Dixie Cups are watching…

Etheral
11 years ago

That’s how the 2 girls with the 1 cup got started…

Neuraminidazed
Neuraminidazed
11 years ago

is that recycled toilet paper?

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Love at first wipe

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
11 years ago

Wow! they take their Charmin toilet paper REALLY seriously

Kirk
Kirk
10 years ago

..show your ass some love

Lilly
Lilly
10 years ago

Anthony Hope has his regrets…

Jeremy
Jeremy
10 years ago

Im afraid i might get mono.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

I’ve heard of ashtray breath but this…

hilarious
hilarious
10 years ago

Kiss U? before or after uve been used? Ewwwwww

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Oh darling, can I wipe you?

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