You can feel the difference…

You can feel the difference…

posted on 21 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Call me old fashioned, but I just don’t go in for these newfangled modern erections.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Taste the difference. Feel the difference. Engrish.

McBee
McBee
11 years ago

Efficiently fitting your erected goods into beutiful spaces since 1998.

Ostrich
Ostrich
11 years ago

Is this where the phrase “on the shelf” came from?
I find it hard being unmarried (single) as I do have a great love of the modern erection.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

My modern erection is feeling the difference in spaces efficiently just fine, thank you.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

My goods and my modern erection are one and the same.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

I guess this means those “goods” include the unmarried person’s stash of porn and and some lube . . .

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Married couples will just have to store their crap inefficiently all over the house in ugly, impractical erections.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Call me old-fashioned, but I didn’t feel anything.

dangevin
11 years ago

Damn kids, living in sin with their new-fangled erections!

dangevin
11 years ago

Itisveryimportanttousespacesefficiently.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Ribbed. For her pleasure.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

I don’t go in for these modern erections. In my day, erections were solid and built to last!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Sure, it’s a modern erection today, but tomorrow it will be just the same old thing.

Kiss
Kiss
11 years ago

My modern erection makes space where needed. Is that efficient enough?

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Q: What’s the difference between an old-fashioned erection and a modern erection?

A: Viagra

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I know that the Swedish don’t often mix their words, but not even Ikea are *that* explicit about their products!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I felt the difference when I tried to put it together. Hit my thumb with the hammer three times, slipped when using the drill, and to cap it all the thing collapsed on me right after I’d got it up!
Darn, that hurt… 😮

[Posted from: Seoul General Infirmary]

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I’ve been spending way too much for my erections lately.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

This is why Kim Song Il does not have general erections.

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

My Philipena GF said much the same thing to me last night ahh yum

Jackson
Jackson
11 years ago

As opposed to post modern erection.

LoL Productions (Goons Division)
LoL Productions (Goons Division)
11 years ago

Thanks for the advice, Dicksyboy.

suiboM
suiboM
11 years ago

A really complicated way to advertise a bigger hard disk.

Jackson
Jackson
10 years ago

I love to fit my goods into the spaces of the unmarried.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

I know there’s some sort of sexual remark to be made here, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it, maybe it’s the lack of space.

Brad
Brad
10 years ago

That’s what SHE said!!!

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

I want a post-modern erection.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

You are welcome to come again!

– Erection committee

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