You can feel the difference…

Call me old fashioned, but I just don’t go in for these newfangled modern erections.

Taste the difference. Feel the difference. Engrish.

Efficiently fitting your erected goods into beutiful spaces since 1998.

Is this where the phrase “on the shelf” came from?
I find it hard being unmarried (single) as I do have a great love of the modern erection.

My modern erection is feeling the difference in spaces efficiently just fine, thank you.

My goods and my modern erection are one and the same.

I guess this means those “goods” include the unmarried person’s stash of porn and and some lube . . .

Married couples will just have to store their crap inefficiently all over the house in ugly, impractical erections.

Call me old-fashioned, but I didn’t feel anything.

Damn kids, living in sin with their new-fangled erections!

Itisveryimportanttousespacesefficiently.

Ribbed. For her pleasure.

I don’t go in for these modern erections. In my day, erections were solid and built to last!

Sure, it’s a modern erection today, but tomorrow it will be just the same old thing.

My modern erection makes space where needed. Is that efficient enough?

Q: What’s the difference between an old-fashioned erection and a modern erection?

A: Viagra

I know that the Swedish don’t often mix their words, but not even Ikea are *that* explicit about their products!

I felt the difference when I tried to put it together. Hit my thumb with the hammer three times, slipped when using the drill, and to cap it all the thing collapsed on me right after I’d got it up!
Darn, that hurt… 😮

[Posted from: Seoul General Infirmary]

I’ve been spending way too much for my erections lately.

This is why Kim Song Il does not have general erections.

My Philipena GF said much the same thing to me last night ahh yum

As opposed to post modern erection.

Thanks for the advice, Dicksyboy.

A really complicated way to advertise a bigger hard disk.

I love to fit my goods into the spaces of the unmarried.

I know there’s some sort of sexual remark to be made here, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it, maybe it’s the lack of space.

That’s what SHE said!!!

I want a post-modern erection.

You are welcome to come again!

– Erection committee